A Way To Woo Your Woman - Brought To You By Cuda & SJ
Old 03-29-2009, 11:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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We have 4 tickets to the Anastasia ballet at the Living Arts Centre in Miss.

The show is TONIGHT. At 7pm.

Alas, we cannot go.

So I've listed them on craigslist and Kijiji. And I figured I'd see if any of you were interested.

They're worth $130 per pair.

But mama's gonna give you a good deal if you want em.

I figure no one here will, but if you do... and you surprise your chick with ballet tickets (cuz its not so much about the ballet, but your willingness to GO), you're bound to get laid.

Thnking fondly of you all, with hope for your sexual well-being,

Cuda & SJ
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Old 03-29-2009, 11:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe Rasam can take Saucey or TORaptor with him.
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Ballet, mine would shrivle so much from watching I would need an injection to once again become "fully functional"
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Maybe Rasam can take Saucey or TORaptor with him.
SJ is his favourite.

Maybe he'll pay him to go along....
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Old 03-29-2009, 12:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ballet, where men wear pants so tight you can tell what religion they are.
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Old 03-29-2009, 12:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I used to take my wife to things like this back in the Montreal days (when we were dating), either at Place-des-Arts or we'd make the trip to Ottawa at the NAC...I'd enjoy it and she'd be out cold. Sorry, but good luck!
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Woo? She already said 'yes' so no more wooing needed lol
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Old 03-29-2009, 04:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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So maybe 'woo' isn'tt he right word... more like 'how to stay in her good books'.
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