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Old 01-15-2009, 10:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Well it is time I educate all you sweet hearts.

1st always drive a Chevy Truck older then 1987 to skip the governments greed on the etest. This will always get you to work as they are bullet proof.

2nd before you tell your girl to ditch the pill, and proceed to spread her legs and fill her full, make sure she is the one. Other wise the kid will grow big and proud of crime, drugs, sluts, and of course basketball.

That s all for now....I have to do everybodies work here.

Way to go on the baby girl Kizera!

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Old 01-15-2009, 10:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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haha .... Ozzy's back in the fold again.

Good to see ya again man and great news regarding Acie being a dad.

Oh, and thanks for the tips.
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:15 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Acie's wife delivered? Hurrah!

Oy Acie! Waiting for pictures of the cute little princess!
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Acie's wife delivered? Hurrah!

Oy Acie! Waiting for pictures of the cute little princess!
Apparently so, or at least rumour has it. None of us have spoken to him yet though.
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yes, she delivered.

Still waiting to hear the details.
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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And who's Ozzy?
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yes, she delivered.

Still waiting to hear the details.
Acie said she was being induced on Tuesday, but I know nothing aside from that. I am so excited (seriously, I love babies).

AC, how's about another picture of your killer cute little guy? (Also, can I have him? )
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Acie said she was being induced on Tuesday, but I know nothing aside from that. I am so excited (seriously, I love babies).

AC, how's about another picture of your killer cute little guy? (Also, can I have him? )
I know some details but I'll let Nancy Boy tell you all.

Ok and yes, I can drop him off whenever.

Here he is a year ago, when he was 2 lbs 11 and him now - a perfectly healthy, energetic tank of a boy.

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Old 01-15-2009, 12:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I know some details but I'll let Nancy Boy tell you all.

Ok and yes, I can drop him off whenever.

Here he is a year ago, when he was 2 lbs 11 and him now - a perfectly healthy, energetic tank of a boy.

wow, 2lbs 11oz.......
you must have been pretty scared man.



Looks like a real healthy kid.
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah, he's ahead of full termers in terms of development.
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Yeah, he's ahead of full termers in terms of development.
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Old 01-15-2009, 01:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I know some details but I'll let Nancy Boy tell you all.

Ok and yes, I can drop him off whenever.

Here he is a year ago, when he was 2 lbs 11 and him now - a perfectly healthy, energetic tank of a boy.

Awww...

Can Kris and I share him?

Babies (and young kids) are one thing that'll actually make me girly...
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Old 01-15-2009, 01:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Well it is time I educate all you sweet hearts.

1st always drive a Chevy Truck older then 1987 to skip the governments greed on the etest. This will always get you to work as they are bullet proof.

2nd before you tell your girl to ditch the pill, and proceed to spread her legs and fill her full, make sure she is the one. Other wise the kid will grow big and proud of crime, drugs, sluts, and of course basketball.

That s all for now....I have to do everybodies work here.

Way to go on the baby girl Kizera!


Well, NOW it all makes sense.
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Awww...

Can Kris and I share him?

Babies (and young kids) are one thing that'll actually make me girly...
YES! Aunts Kris and Kris!

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I know some details but I'll let Nancy Boy tell you all.

Ok and yes, I can drop him off whenever.

Here he is a year ago, when he was 2 lbs 11 and him now - a perfectly healthy, energetic tank of a boy.

Wow, AC! That's amazing! He has come a long way since he was born, eh? Excellent - I will pick him up soon!
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:51 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm slated to be with him all day tomorrow, so if you want to stop by so I can have a nap...
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Well it is time I educate all you sweet hearts.

1st always drive a Chevy Truck older then 1987 to skip the governments greed on the etest. This will always get you to work as they are bullet proof.

2nd before you tell your girl to ditch the pill, and proceed to spread her legs and fill her full, make sure she is the one. Other wise the kid will grow big and proud of crime, drugs, sluts, and of course basketball.

That s all for now....I have to do everybodies work here.

Way to go on the baby girl Kizera!




Hehe...

Get to work punk...
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:18 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Hehe...

Get to work punk...
Congrates Homie, wheres all the pics?
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:37 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Thanks.

14 hours of labour for my poor wife.

Ella Louise.












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Old 01-16-2009, 03:39 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Cute kid Acie .... you must be proud.
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:41 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Just a little bit.

We're currently engaged in a little father/daughter battle as to who can fart, burp and smell the most.
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