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Old 07-27-2009, 09:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND


'Hello, is this the Police Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to rep ort 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there..shit loads of it!'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.

'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd...Did the Police come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Newfoundlanders know how to get'er done!!!)
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2009, 10:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2009, 12:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Aha.

Snooch you're from Newfoundland? I was born in Gander and lived there for 5 years, I also visit St Johns every summer!
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Old 07-27-2009, 12:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2009, 02:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Aha.

Snooch you're from Newfoundland? I was born in Gander and lived there for 5 years, I also visit St Johns every summer!
I am an adopted son of Newfoundland.

Born away but married in.

I have been to Gander, not much to do there but enjoy the people and drink/fish. LOVE IT!!!!!!

St. John's, I am contemplating moving there shortly. Wife is from Bonavista, family now lives on Newfoundland drive in St. John's.

I have been alot of places in my life, and NONE have been better to visit than the rock.
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I like Gander because my grandparents live there, and there's a basketball court 10 mins from their house I go to every day.

I love St Johns! I've never been to Bonavista I don't think, although I could be wrong, I have been all over the island.
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