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Old 10-28-2009, 02:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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In Moby Dick, Melville’s sailors refer to it as the “grandissimus,” and Ishmael describes it as a “cassock.” The sailor charged with chopping the whale blubber into manageable chunks to be boiled down skins it, turns the skin inside out, cuts arm holes into it, and wears it as a smock. “It” is the whale’s penis. Yum.

Apparently not content with simply swaddling themselves in grandissimus, the Russian industrialists at Dartz have cloaked the interior of their Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armored SUV with whale-penis leather. Additionally, this $1.5-million armored truck comes with gauges made from tungsten and white gold and studded with diamonds and rubies, plus three bottles of the world’s most expensive vodka.
Armored Russian SUV Boasts Interior Lined in . . . WHAT?! - Car and Driver Blog
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Old 10-28-2009, 03:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I saw this on the Colbert Report. It seats 5, or 7 if you get the back seat aroused.
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Old 10-28-2009, 03:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I was watching Colbert an hour ago

I wonder whats in the glove compartment
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Old 10-28-2009, 05:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2009, 06:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL I want that car
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Old 10-29-2009, 04:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL I want that car
Think about this one more time,especially when U're sitting U could have a little pain in your a..
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