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DEEP THOUGHTS (by George Carlin)
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? How is it possible to have a civil war? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole darn airplane made out of that stuff? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? Your birth certificate is an appology letter from the condom company. Panties, not the greatest thing on earth but next to it. |
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my friend and I had a pretty random thought the other day about inventing a device that could forever solve the classic annoyance of what to do with the other arm during the post-sex spoon.
Our idea was to create a "snuggle sleeve" where the off-arm could be inserted into a pocket in the mattress running on diagonally down into the mattress itself. The pocket would be lined with the finest space age fibres, promoting blood circulation, preventing the arm from falling asleep. |
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When to my first strip joint with my Cousin when I was 15. Havent looked back since. |
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I want to start a topless barber shop....
Charge 30bucks a cut and give some strippers something to do in the day time. Would anyone here pay 30 bucks for a cut and have some fine ladie rub them in your face? |
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Dont you only need to be 16 to get to strip joints in Quebec? |
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