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King Shake 07-29-2008 10:27 AM

Random Thought Thread.
 
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What is the Random Thought Thread?

This thread is where people can write what is on their mind and have short or lengthy discussions on things that do not deserve a dedicated thread. For instance just putting down a couple of sentences about what's new, etc. Another good example is that school threads (such as the initiation thread or homework help and fighting) can be avoided by having questions or opinions asked here. Also, if you're replying to someone be sure to always quote the member you're replying to in order to avoid confusion for others.


If we find that you're basically living in this thread or the OT forum in general you will receive a warning. If it continues you will be suspended, banned or likely removed from the Off-Topic forum for good!

Have fun

These new rules are made so that this thread can be a fun experience instead of an annoying one for most people. So do you understand the rules? Did you actually read this post or did you skim through it as if you suffer from browsing syndrome? Do not test the best in the OT or we will, ehm, do something that is not very nice. It will piss you off if you get easily angered by people you don't know personally and then you will likely send us threatening Emails in which we will laugh at while banning you. So that's it, go post, be merry, gay as meaning bright and showy and everything else that implies.
Hey guys I took this from the JBB RTT. I think we should have one here. Basically you just post what you are thinking or any random shit. It's a fun thread and it helps you to know other guys. If there is a thread on this already, codayum I'm sorry lol. Also, if there isn't, can this be stickied?

Snooch 07-29-2008 10:29 AM

The Snooch only ever thinks about 2 things

and in no particular order....

Basketball and the Ladies.


but strangely enough not ladies basketball.

Belsius 07-29-2008 10:30 AM

I dont think we have something like this, we usually just start threads that are pretty random lol. Ill stick it.

Belsius 07-29-2008 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SnoochieBoochie (Post 46712)
but strangely enough not ladies basketball.

:haha: I know a couple of hot women basketball player. So its not all lost.

Claudius 07-29-2008 10:34 AM

My plantar fasciitis is going to kill me eventually.

King Shake 07-29-2008 10:35 AM

Alright, this should be fun. Also, can you edit the title to say Thought not Though.

Snooch 07-29-2008 10:35 AM

DEEP THOUGHTS (by George Carlin)

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why
isn't the whole darn airplane made out of that stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all
still working?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become
disoriented?

Your birth certificate is an appology letter from the condom company.

Panties, not the greatest thing on earth but next to it.

Dr. J. Naismith 07-29-2008 10:36 AM

I have crazy gas this morning. It's actually hurting my stomach. :(

Damn protein shakes/bars. :mad:

ClingRap 07-29-2008 10:36 AM

my friend and I had a pretty random thought the other day about inventing a device that could forever solve the classic annoyance of what to do with the other arm during the post-sex spoon.
Our idea was to create a "snuggle sleeve" where the off-arm could be inserted into a pocket in the mattress running on diagonally down into the mattress itself. The pocket would be lined with the finest space age fibres, promoting blood circulation, preventing the arm from falling asleep.

Snooch 07-29-2008 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. J. Naismith (Post 46724)
I have crazy gas this morning. It's actually hurting my stomach. :(

Damn protein shakes/bars. :mad:

the infamous Protein Submarine....

ClingRap 07-29-2008 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. J. Naismith (Post 46724)
I have crazy gas this morning. It's actually hurting my stomach. :(

Damn protein shakes/bars. :mad:

me too doc. though mine's from the spicy pasta sauce i had for lunch yesterday

Snooch 07-29-2008 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ClingRap (Post 46725)
my friend and I had a pretty random thought the other day about inventing a device that could forever solve the classic annoyance of what to do with the other arm during the post-sex spoon.
Our idea was to create a "snuggle sleeve" where the off-arm could be inserted into a pocket in the mattress running on diagonally down into the mattress itself. The pocket would be lined with the finest space age fibres, promoting blood circulation, preventing the arm from falling asleep.

Good idea, or you could just do what I do and leave:haha:

King Shake 07-29-2008 10:38 AM

I'm getting a Fake ID for Caribbana (sp?). It will say I'm 19 or 20, I haven't decided and I hope I can get in to 19+ clubs and strip joints. It'll cost 45, but I'll try and "Usk" him down to 30.

Belsius 07-29-2008 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by King Shake (Post 46721)
Alright, this should be fun. Also, can you edit the title to say Thought not Though.

done;)

Snooch 07-29-2008 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by King Shake (Post 46732)
I'm getting a Fake ID for Caribbana (sp?). It will say I'm 19 or 20, I haven't decided and I hope I can get in to 19+ clubs and strip joints. It'll cost 45, but I'll try and "Usk" him down to 30.

Man, how times have changed, when I was a lad getting into a bar was easy. Just walk up to door like you owned the place, give doorman a tip and off you were, none of this ID nonesense.

When to my first strip joint with my Cousin when I was 15. Havent looked back since.

King Shake 07-29-2008 10:42 AM

Thank you. Your Thai hooker should be in Spain in 6-8 weeks.

Snooch 07-29-2008 10:43 AM

I want to start a topless barber shop....

Charge 30bucks a cut and give some strippers something to do in the day time.

Would anyone here pay 30 bucks for a cut and have some fine ladie rub them in your face?

King Shake 07-29-2008 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SnoochieBoochie (Post 46735)
Man, how times have changed, when I was a lad getting into a bar was easy. Just walk up to door like you owned the place, give doorman a tip and off you were, none of this ID nonesense.

When to my first strip joint with my Cousin when I was 15. Havent looked back since.

Damn dude, that's awesome. Yea, my ID is more for bars and Strip joints. However, clubs look for government ID as in drivers license and health card. I'll see though. The card will say I'm from Michigan and maybe they'll think I'm coming up from there.

King Shake 07-29-2008 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SnoochieBoochie (Post 46737)
I want to start a topless barber shop....

Charge 30bucks a cut and give some strippers something to do in the day time.

Would anyone here pay 30 bucks for a cut and have some fine ladie rub them in your face?

Yes, Yea I would.

Snooch 07-29-2008 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by King Shake (Post 46738)
Damn dude, that's awesome. Yea, my ID is more for bars and Strip joints. However, clubs look for government ID as in drivers license and health card. I'll see though. The card will say I'm from Michigan and maybe they'll think I'm coming up from there.

Would it make any difference that the drinking age is 21 in the states?

Dont you only need to be 16 to get to strip joints in Quebec?


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