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Old 07-07-2009, 07:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Must find a good use for this...and then visit Russia.

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/
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World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos
7 Jul, 11:33 PM

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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So if Dark Knight reads this post he gets banned right?
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i thought this was going to be a post about turkoglu's wife...
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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No - that post happens when SJ gets banned

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Old 07-07-2009, 10:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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So if Dark Knight reads this post he gets banned right?
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I don't know what to say about this. I'm intrigued, yet frightened at the same time.
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Old 07-08-2009, 12:04 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2009, 02:12 AM   #10 (permalink)
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...Damn.
Who would thought?
Only in Russia can you sell vagina weights.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:04 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Can't say I'm surprised to see this coming out of Russia...
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:10 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure she could probably darn near rip your trouser snorkel right off.
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Old 07-08-2009, 12:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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All I needed to do was read the first line.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I'm still confused as to how a muscular vagina would make for a more satisfying sexual experience. If anything she'd put your jimmy into submission and body slam it.
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Old 07-08-2009, 01:41 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Um, I don't really want to get graphic or gross, but it can be a very good thing.
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Old 07-08-2009, 03:40 PM   #16 (permalink)
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She developed quite a taste for vagina

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/
Really, they wrote that? You know the writer was just having some fun. Hahaha
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Old 07-08-2009, 05:56 PM   #17 (permalink)
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