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Old 06-09-2009, 12:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i am a manager of a small office in a large building that is open to the public. our washrooms are shared with the other offices on the floor and with anyone that wants to come up here from the mall below.

every afternoon a dude comes up and jerks a load in the public washroom. he is in a stall, but you can hear it clearly and he's tall, so you can see his head bobbing back and forth above the door, eyes squinted shut, etc. it's not a big washroom - 4 stalls.

i don't usually take issue with what people do in the privacy of a closed door, but this isn't really a closed door, and it's a bit hard for me to sit in a stall and take a dump when the guy next to me is tossing yogurt, so to speak. i have heard compliants from our staff as well as from our clients, but not too many as most of our staff are women and do not have to encounter this situation.

so, here's my question to you - as manager of our office, do i call security or do i let the guy do what he needs to do? we all need to take matters into our own hands every once in a while. is it wrong because it's in a semi-public place? most of us know when and where is appropriate - does this cross the line?

so, should he jerk in peace, or should i call security?
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Old 06-09-2009, 12:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe leave a note for him.
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Old 06-09-2009, 12:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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make fun of him.
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Old 06-09-2009, 12:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Offer him a hand?
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Old 06-09-2009, 12:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Priceless .... as long as he isn't grunting and moaning your name I see no harm in a little "pop, pop, fizz, fizz" action.
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first of all, what socialized man would actually jerk off at work in the stall of a public washroom?
this guy either A) is the horniest man walking the earth, or B) has serious mental issues.
there is a time and place for everything. be a regular guy and 'knock one outta the park' at home... not at work you numbskull.

i dont know whats worse, the fact that this guy does this everyday, or the fact that he continues to yank the one-eyed snake even when people come in and are taking shits right beside him.

i think its your duty as the manager to call in security 'trane... its actually disgusting if you think about it... if i were takking a shit and the guy walks into the stall besides me and starts jerking off, you better believe im saying something... anything... the fact that this guy thinks this is common practice and isnt ashamed is beyond me.

again, time and place.... in a public washroom at work - is neither the time nor place.
call security.
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Old 06-09-2009, 12:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahaha. good one.

do it.... then laugh at him, call him a disgusting perv and then call security.
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Old 06-09-2009, 12:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That's disgusting. I'd call security. I know if I worked in that office and knew a guy was choking the chicken in the washroom that I use everyday, I'd either publicly embarass him or call security to deal with it. Do you know this guy, 'trane? Does he work on another floor or is he just some homeless guy?
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Old 06-09-2009, 01:05 PM   #9 (permalink)
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he works in the builing, but i don't know him. i've just seen him around.
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Old 06-09-2009, 01:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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first of all, what socialized man would actually jerk off at work in the stall of a public washroom?
this guy either A) is the horniest man walking the earth, or B) has serious mental issues.
there is a time and place for everything. be a regular guy and 'knock one outta the park' at home... not at work you numbskull.

i dont know whats worse, the fact that this guy does this everyday, or the fact that he continues to yank the one-eyed snake even when people come in and are taking shits right beside him.

i think its your duty as the manager to call in security 'trane... its actually disgusting if you think about it... if i were takking a shit and the guy walks into the stall besides me and starts jerking off, you better believe im saying something... anything... the fact that this guy thinks this is common practice and isnt ashamed is beyond me.

again, time and place.... in a public washroom at work - is neither the time nor place.
call security.
When I think of dudes who "rub & tug" themselves at work I think of you immediately INSIDER.
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Old 06-09-2009, 01:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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he works in the builing, but i don't know him. i've just seen him around.
seriously? this guy has a job?

then you have to make fun of him if you notice it agian.

it's just too funny / gross.
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Old 06-09-2009, 01:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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In 2002 I went to Game 3 of the Raptors/Pistons series and before the game went to the Eaton Centre. I was in the can taking a pee and noticed the guy at the next urinal was staring at me and rubbing one out. I calmly zipped my pants up mid-stream and walked out.
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Old 06-09-2009, 01:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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seriously? this guy has a job?

then you have to make fun of him if you notice it agian.

it's just too funny / gross.
i don't want to make fun of him becasue i don't want to have anything to do with the guy. i just want him to disappear.
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Old 06-09-2009, 01:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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sigh. then you should really call security.
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Old 06-09-2009, 02:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
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That's pretty gross..... although I also think it is gross that people take a dump in a public washroom so it's hard for me to judge. lol.
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It is gross, but sometimes it has to be done...dumping in public that is.
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Old 06-09-2009, 02:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
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hey man, you spend 40 hours a week in a place and drink the odd cup of coffee you're going to have to take a dunp there every once in a while, ya know?
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I know.... but I still do a quick u-turn at the door when I see the feet under the stall.
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Old 06-09-2009, 02:25 PM   #19 (permalink)
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When I think of dudes who "rub & tug" themselves at work I think of you immediately INSIDER.
hahahahah.
i save that for home doc...
i like to turn off all the lights, light some scented candles, spray a bit of musk in the air... then i reach for my most expensive lotions and cremes... i then lay there naked on the ground and beat off until i have no feeling left in my balls.
i will lay there covered in my sweat and jizz, then go at it again.
these sessions can last hours.
you should try it sometime... you'd love it.


if i have to do it at work, i suggest buying a prosthetic arm, like i did.
attach it to your shoulder and have your free arm hidden underneth your clothes.
i go go around all day jerking off... meetings, lunch, the train ride home...
my personal record is 56 times in one work day. today im up to 42.... maybe, just maybe i can go for the elusive number 57.
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Old 06-09-2009, 02:26 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Dude, we work in the same office? haha

Call security, guy gets written up then fired.

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