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Old 04-16-2010, 04:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So here's Canadian, Kiefer Sutherland, getting publicly shitfaced drunk yet again. He goes to a stripclub in London with pals and hilarity ensues. He takes his shirt off, starts shouting and screaming nonsense, before the club's security staff try and toss him into a car, away from the lenses of the London paparazzi. FAIL. He then gets out of the car and proceeds to fall on his ass on the sidewalk, where he lights a smoke and relaxes.

"Luckily", someone at Stringfellows got this shot of Kief before he got the boot...



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Kiefer Sutherland has boozy night out in London | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre|USA

Now, it got me thinking about different types of drunk people. You have your crazies, your violent twats, your silly idiots, your louds, your quiets, those who suddenly love and want to sleep with everyone but me! and those who don't appear drunk at all.

So, I'll ask you all. What kind of drunk are you? I kind of fall into the silly idiot category in that I'm, for one thing, actually talkative but can't quite seem to speak properly and I look like Guy Smiley because I'm so happy. That's the "silly" part. I've been known to, on rare occassions, dance. That's the "idiot" part.

What kind of drunk are you?
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Old 04-16-2010, 04:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm a talkative drunk.

Also i should point out that me being drunk guarantees dancing at some point.
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and holy shit - How can Keifer be that much of a train wreck?
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with beer and wine i'm the 'doesn't appear drunk at all' guy. add hard booze, and i'm a sloshy mess.
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Old 04-16-2010, 05:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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except that is the worst photoshop job ive seen in my life
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except that is the worst photoshop job ive seen in my life
haha I was going to say that too.
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I don't know that it's Photoshopped in the traditional sense. They certainly blacked out some of the background, but I do believe that that's him in the club.
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Update...

CANOE -- JAM! Television: Strip club denies Sutherland 'scuffle'

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The owner of top London strip club Stringfellows has shot down reports Kiefer Sutherland was ejected from the venue due to drunken behaviour, insisting paparazzi shots of the incident have been spun out of control.

The 24 star was enjoying a boozy night out with a pal on Thursday and decided to end the night at exotic dance venue Stringfellows.

British tabloid The Sun reported the inebriated actor began dancing erratically with his shirt off and shouting inside the club before getting into a scuffle with security when he was allegedly asked to leave.

But club boss Peter Stringfellow has dismissed the claims, insisting Sutherland was never booted out of the venue and was polite to every member of staff.

In a blog post on the Stringfellows website, he writes, "(Sutherland) had a wonderful time, was incredibly charming to all the staff, very generous to all the girls and made friends with my security people.

"Around about 3.15am he decided it would be very funny to take his shirt off. When it was explained to him very gently that that was the job of the girls and not the customers he burst out laughing. His friend thought that this would be a good time for them go home."
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Stringfellow ends his note with an open invitation to Sutherland to return to the strip club whenever he's in London: "Kiefer, if you read this we’d love to see you at the club. The girls had a terrific time with you and you are welcome back at Stringfellows anytime."
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