Just had a bat scare....
Old 01-25-2011, 10:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One of the cats is all curious about the chimney.... I go and check it out, feel around, nothing is amiss.

Me and the girlfriend are sitting on the couch, all of sudden one of the cats is tearing by and there is a HUGE bat flying above it.

So my girlfriend hits the deck and starts shrieking....and I get up, throw a blanket on her, and pick up my squash racquet because I just came home from a game.

I tell my girlfriend to go upstairs because I'm going to start swinging and I don't want her to get hit or have the bat land on her.

So she gets up and I am "escorting her" to the stairs security style... The bat comes RIGHT at us, and I take a forehand and clip his wing..... BOOM it hits the wall.

It is either stunned or dead... I tell her to go upstairs but we can't find the bat because it landed under the couch...So she insists on going outside so she throw on her boots and just screams at me from the outside.

So I start moving couches around but I can't find this thing...Then it starts flying around again and makes its way to the kitchen while I was down on my knees looking under a table...

As I stand up this thing is flying RIGHT AT MY FUCKING HEAD.... So I just pulled a crazy little backhand and nail that mother fucker DEAD in the middle of the strings....It slams against the wall and it is again stunned or dead.

I scoop the little bastard up on my squash racket into a bucket and tossed him out to the night.

The moral of the story is have a racquet handy.....and don't fuck with me

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Old 01-25-2011, 10:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lmao why would you need a security system when you have squash skills like that?
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That was fucking awesome.

So does this story mean the begining of your late night rants
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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haha this has been a hilarious night so far........ I just investigated the chimney with my cat



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Old 01-25-2011, 11:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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and I bought a volcano vaporizer haha
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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What award did I win? I hope it is something amusingly offensive!
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You're my hero LOL!
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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and I bought a volcano vaporizer haha
mine should be coming across the border in a week!
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Old 01-26-2011, 12:15 AM   #13 (permalink)
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What award did I win? I hope it is something amusingly offensive!
you won this award you ungrateful bitch!

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Old 01-26-2011, 12:29 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Damn...Bats eh
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Old 01-26-2011, 12:38 AM   #15 (permalink)
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HA! Nice one man, great story :P
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Old 01-26-2011, 01:56 AM   #16 (permalink)
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wow how did a bat even get up there? cool story and glad everyone is safe
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Old 01-26-2011, 01:29 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I had a bat encounter once (at a cottage).

It ended up flying out after we opened the sliding doors.

anyways, good on you Reni. Probably only chuck Norris would have handled it better.
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