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Renihan_00 01-25-2011 09:55 PM

Just had a bat scare....
One of the cats is all curious about the chimney.... I go and check it out, feel around, nothing is amiss.

Me and the girlfriend are sitting on the couch, all of sudden one of the cats is tearing by and there is a HUGE bat flying above it.

So my girlfriend hits the deck and starts shrieking....and I get up, throw a blanket on her, and pick up my squash racquet because I just came home from a game.

I tell my girlfriend to go upstairs because I'm going to start swinging and I don't want her to get hit or have the bat land on her.

So she gets up and I am "escorting her" to the stairs security style... The bat comes RIGHT at us, and I take a forehand and clip his wing..... BOOM it hits the wall.

It is either stunned or dead... I tell her to go upstairs but we can't find the bat because it landed under the couch...So she insists on going outside so she throw on her boots and just screams at me from the outside.

So I start moving couches around but I can't find this thing...Then it starts flying around again and makes its way to the kitchen while I was down on my knees looking under a table...

As I stand up this thing is flying RIGHT AT MY FUCKING HEAD.... So I just pulled a crazy little backhand and nail that mother fucker DEAD in the middle of the strings....It slams against the wall and it is again stunned or dead.

I scoop the little bastard up on my squash racket into a bucket and tossed him out to the night.

The moral of the story is have a racquet handy.....and don't fuck with me ;)

Someguy again 01-25-2011 09:57 PM

this is why you won the rf award

N64 01-25-2011 09:59 PM

lmao why would you need a security system when you have squash skills like that?

Gurk 01-25-2011 09:59 PM

That was fucking awesome. :dancing:

So does this story mean the begining of your late night rants :p

Barracuda 01-25-2011 10:00 PM

My Louisville Slugger can't stand up to that. Shit.

Renihan_00 01-25-2011 10:07 PM

haha this has been a hilarious night so far........ I just investigated the chimney with my cat


Renihan_00 01-25-2011 10:08 PM

and I bought a volcano vaporizer haha

Renihan_00 01-25-2011 10:09 PM

What award did I win? I hope it is something amusingly offensive!

Kirby 01-25-2011 10:14 PM

You're my hero LOL!

jeffb 01-25-2011 10:16 PM

What a Batshit story. :D

Renihan_00 01-25-2011 10:16 PM


Originally Posted by Kirby (Post 499666)
You're my hero LOL!

All in a days work my son. All in a days work.

thought 01-25-2011 10:39 PM


Originally Posted by Renihan_00 (Post 499664)
and I bought a volcano vaporizer haha

mine should be coming across the border in a week!

INSIDER 01-25-2011 11:15 PM


Originally Posted by Renihan_00 (Post 499665)
What award did I win? I hope it is something amusingly offensive!

you won this award you ungrateful bitch!


hahaha, im kidding i dont wanna fuck with you.... i dont want a backhand!

Febreezy 01-25-2011 11:29 PM

Damn...Bats eh

Chiggmo 01-25-2011 11:38 PM

HA! Nice one man, great story :P:yeah::dancing:

Nites 01-26-2011 12:56 AM

Who needs a Squash Raquet when you have Manu Ginobili

RaptorsandBuckeye FaN 01-26-2011 02:50 AM

haha. that is great stuff right there! Nice job :yeah:

MrClutch 01-26-2011 08:07 AM

wow how did a bat even get up there? cool story and glad everyone is safe

Raptorman 01-26-2011 09:08 AM

Tuxedo cat to the rescue!!!!!

(I have three..here's two of them)


fancylad 01-26-2011 12:29 PM

I had a bat encounter once (at a cottage).

It ended up flying out after we opened the sliding doors.

anyways, good on you Reni. Probably only chuck Norris would have handled it better.

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