If you were 7 foot tall.....
Old 03-29-2009, 11:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What would you do.

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Old 03-29-2009, 11:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-29-2009, 11:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-30-2009, 12:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-30-2009, 02:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 03-30-2009, 06:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Go to the grocery store and but everything on the top shelf just because I can reach them.
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:46 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Go to the grocery store and but everything on the top shelf just because I can reach them.
Oh you'd get sick of it when people start asking you to get stuff down for them.

Blatant tallism as far as I'm concerned.

I'm not 7 feet tall, but one day I'm going to ask a person shorter than myself to get something off of the bottom shelf for me.
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Old 03-30-2009, 10:02 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Blatant tallism as far as I'm concerned.

I'm not 7 feet tall, but one day I'm going to ask a person shorter than myself to get something off of the bottom shelf for me.
hahahah, i'm gonna try that one day!
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Old 03-30-2009, 12:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Oh you'd get sick of it when people start asking you to get stuff down for them.

Blatant tallism as far as I'm concerned.

I'm not 7 feet tall, but one day I'm going to ask a person shorter than myself to get something off of the bottom shelf for me.
Heh. Someone did that to me in Kingston last year. I asked him to get rice crackers off the top shelf. He said, "Sure, if you reach over and get the Ritz off the bottom shelf for me."

A fair exchange, I would say.
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Old 03-30-2009, 04:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I would try out for the Basketball team because hey no one else is that tall
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Old 03-30-2009, 05:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 03-30-2009, 07:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Go to the grocery store and but everything on the top shelf just because I can reach them.
That's funny because I was thinking of something along those lines...

The only difference is that I would go to the grocery store and move everything from the bottom shelf to the top shelf just so people can't reach them
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Old 03-30-2009, 11:36 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Oh?
I think this topic applies to both of us
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Heh. Someone did that to me in Kingston last year. I asked him to get rice crackers off the top shelf. He said, "Sure, if you reach over and get the Ritz off the bottom shelf for me."

A fair exchange, I would say.
They were probably just trying to get a good look at your booty.
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i have enough troubles with my knees and back at 6'7", i'd hate to see what would happen if i was 7'... not to mention toilets, cars, door frames, basements, drinking fountains, airplanes, and all that other shit that's made for people under 6'...

no thanks.
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:45 AM   #20 (permalink)
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i have enough troubles with my knees and back at 6'7", i'd hate to see what would happen if i was 7'... not to mention toilets, cars, door frames, basements, drinking fountains, airplanes, and all that other shit that's made for people under 6'...

no thanks.
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