If you were 7 foot tall.....

Nites · 03-29-2009, 11:20 PM

What would you do.

Personally, I would go around stomping people and act like a stiff.

Kirby · 03-29-2009, 11:21 PM

At my age, dunk every possession on my high school team. Average 30-50ppg and 20-30 rpg.
Some blocks here and here

Dann38 · 03-29-2009, 11:27 PM

I'd hit my head in doorways.

**Jay** · 03-30-2009, 12:15 AM

Talk to the Clippers.

dfunkie1 · 03-30-2009, 12:27 AM

take ballet lessons

Windex · 03-30-2009, 02:44 AM

be a chef
b/c I can reach the high cabinets

Kris · 03-30-2009, 06:49 AM

Go to the grocery store and but everything on the top shelf just because I can reach them.

Acie · 03-30-2009, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Kris

Go to the grocery store and but everything on the top shelf just because I can reach them.

Oh you'd get sick of it when people start asking you to get stuff down for them.

Blatant tallism as far as I'm concerned.

I'm not 7 feet tall, but one day I'm going to ask a person shorter than myself to get something off of the bottom shelf for me.

**INSIDER** · 03-30-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Acie

Blatant tallism as far as I'm concerned.

I'm not 7 feet tall, but one day I'm going to ask a person shorter than myself to get something off of the bottom shelf for me.

hahahah, i'm gonna try that one day!

Kris · 03-30-2009, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acie

Oh you'd get sick of it when people start asking you to get stuff down for them.

Blatant tallism as far as I'm concerned.

I'm not 7 feet tall, but one day I'm going to ask a person shorter than myself to get something off of the bottom shelf for me.

Heh. Someone did that to me in Kingston last year. I asked him to get rice crackers off the top shelf. He said, "Sure, if you reach over and get the Ritz off the bottom shelf for me."

A fair exchange, I would say.

Gurk · 03-30-2009, 04:23 PM

I would try out for the Basketball team because hey no one else is that tall

N64 · 03-30-2009, 05:01 PM

join the Canadian basketball team

strung_out · 03-30-2009, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kris

Go to the grocery store and but everything on the top shelf just because I can reach them.

That's funny because I was thinking of something along those lines...

The only difference is that I would go to the grocery store and move everything from the bottom shelf to the top shelf just so people can't reach them

Dark Knight · 03-30-2009, 10:35 PM

I would try out for the high school team at age 13. Scouts will notice me. I will prob keep growing through college. I will be drafted by the Raptors. Score 101 points in a game (just to make Wilt mad). Dunk on Yao. Awards will cover my house, from MVP's to All NBA 1st teams. Retire and be a Hall of Famer. Sit on Harper until he lets me be PM. Take over US and so on. AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD!

Or not

sizedog · 03-30-2009, 11:36 PM

i would still have no skill

Kirby · 03-30-2009, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurk

I would try out for the Basketball team because hey no one else is that tall

Oh?
I think this topic applies to both of us

**Jay** · 03-31-2009, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kris

Heh. Someone did that to me in Kingston last year. I asked him to get rice crackers off the top shelf. He said, "Sure, if you reach over and get the Ritz off the bottom shelf for me."

A fair exchange, I would say.

They were probably just trying to get a good look at your booty.

Dark Knight · 04-01-2009, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KirHarold

Oh?
I think this topic applies to both of us

Growth sperts a myth, a fucking myth

**'trane** · 04-02-2009, 01:31 AM

i have enough troubles with my knees and back at 6'7", i'd hate to see what would happen if i was 7'... not to mention toilets, cars, door frames, basements, drinking fountains, airplanes, and all that other shit that's made for people under 6'...

no thanks.

Kris · 04-02-2009, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 'trane

i have enough troubles with my knees and back at 6'7", i'd hate to see what would happen if i was 7'... not to mention toilets, cars, door frames, basements, drinking fountains, airplanes, and all that other shit that's made for people under 6'...

no thanks.

Ai ya, you have now made me feel sorry for you.

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