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Old 01-16-2008, 12:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I feel like I'm about to die. I took some pink shit that is like the poor manbs pepto m=bismol and it hasnt worked so far. I went in the jacuzzi cuz I thought the wave thingies wud like help my stomach settle or something or help get whatever is in there down and out in the next hour, that didnt work. When I sit down I feel ok, but if I just like touch my stomach or move upward it feels like I just got punched by Jahidi White. What should I try that I havent yet? Or is the inevitable go to sleep, then cant sleep, get up out of bed at 8 am finally and have to puke it all out inevitable?
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that sounds pretty serious dude...
you say it hurts when you touch your stomach?
that could be like your appendix man... if you start feeling feverish, get to the hospital pronto.
but if its just nussea and you feel like puking, then i recommend "gravol" that shit works and will make you very sleepy, so you'll be out fast and will sleep thru any pain.

i think pepto is more for diarreah right?
if you arent shitting, then i wouldnt take the pink stuff.

what did you eat? anything out of the normal or under cooked?
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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and dont be afraid to puke man... sometimes its just what the doctor ordered...
i cant remember how many times ive gotten drunk and just puked and felt 100 times better - in my party days of course, i'm retired now.
puking gets all the bad stuff out.
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I had pizza for lunch, pizza I've had from the place 10000 times before. I had subway cookies at work, maybe that's it :|.

K now it's like fully hurting. If I touch it at all it's like it's all tied up or something. Fackity fack fuck,
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:34 AM   #5 (permalink)
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and dont be afraid to puke man... sometimes its just what the doctor ordered...
i cant remember how many times ive gotten drunk and just puked and felt 100 times better - in my party days of course, i'm retired now.
puking gets all the bad stuff out.
Yeah, but inducing puking is pretty painful. I havent had that taste in my mouth I always get before having to puke yet, I guess that's a bad thing because afterward it does feel better. Problem is whenever I have a stomach ache, liek I said, it never gets better before I sleep, and I always cant sleep, and then like at 9 am I jsut have to get up all of a sudden and finally do the puke.
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Old 01-16-2008, 12:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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K im goin to the hospital because I just searched up what are the signs of your appendix bursting and shit and it described exactly where the pain was and how it starts etc(stomach ache). I'll let you guys know what happens. Fackkkkk
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Old 01-16-2008, 04:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hope you are Ok man, well if it is the appendix you wont be here for a week.
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It might be a stomach virus thing aka "Norwalk". I had that about 5 years ago and thought I was going to die. Vomitting to the point where I had nothing to throw up anymore, insane stomach pains and uncontrolable bowels. It was to the point where I'd just sleep naked in a tub because it was coming out both ends at the same time and I couldn't control it for the life of me.

Anywhore, what did the doctors say thrills? You going to live another day to watch another Raptors game mofo?
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Old 01-16-2008, 09:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I got 20 bucks says its your GaL Bladder "spell check" I had the exact same thing happining....went to the docotrs and they took it out...presto ..no more problemos
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hope your Ok thrills.. keep us posted.

doc, i think you may be bang on with Norwalk...
if so, thrills is gonna be in a world of pain...
never had it myself, but my close buddy at work had it a few years back and told me the horror stories... they are exactly like yours.... he did the same naked tub thing too cause it was a river of shit and puke that wouldnt stop... thats fucking disgusting! hahahaha...
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Feel better Thrills!
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Old 01-16-2008, 10:39 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'll come over and rub your tummy if that will help.


kidding. Hope you're feeling better man.
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If it's not what everyone listed above, I find that Gingerale eases upset stomach. At any rate, feel better my man!
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alright give him at least 8 hours to reply afterall he is in an ontario emergency room
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:33 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Get well soon Thrills.
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Huh .... hopefully thrills is OK because he hasn't been online at all today.
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shouldnt it be the contrarie? I bet he is in bed trying not to move, or with bad luck its the appendix and he is at the hospital.
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thrills = bargnani

i think it may be his appendix or something serious... he hasnt been online? thats not good.
i hope he's ok.
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