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Ball Don't Lie 01-16-2008 12:16 AM

hOW to cure a stomache ache
I feel like I'm about to die. I took some pink shit that is like the poor manbs pepto m=bismol and it hasnt worked so far. I went in the jacuzzi cuz I thought the wave thingies wud like help my stomach settle or something or help get whatever is in there down and out in the next hour, that didnt work. When I sit down I feel ok, but if I just like touch my stomach or move upward it feels like I just got punched by Jahidi White. What should I try that I havent yet? Or is the inevitable go to sleep, then cant sleep, get up out of bed at 8 am finally and have to puke it all out inevitable?

INSIDER 01-16-2008 12:27 AM

that sounds pretty serious dude...
you say it hurts when you touch your stomach?
that could be like your appendix man... if you start feeling feverish, get to the hospital pronto.
but if its just nussea and you feel like puking, then i recommend "gravol" that shit works and will make you very sleepy, so you'll be out fast and will sleep thru any pain.

i think pepto is more for diarreah right?
if you arent shitting, then i wouldnt take the pink stuff.

what did you eat? anything out of the normal or under cooked?

INSIDER 01-16-2008 12:32 AM

and dont be afraid to puke man... sometimes its just what the doctor ordered...
i cant remember how many times ive gotten drunk and just puked and felt 100 times better - in my party days of course, i'm retired now.
puking gets all the bad stuff out.

Ball Don't Lie 01-16-2008 12:33 AM

I had pizza for lunch, pizza I've had from the place 10000 times before. I had subway cookies at work, maybe that's it :|.

K now it's like fully hurting. If I touch it at all it's like it's all tied up or something. Fackity fack fuck,

Ball Don't Lie 01-16-2008 12:34 AM


Originally Posted by INSIDER (Post 4518)
and dont be afraid to puke man... sometimes its just what the doctor ordered...
i cant remember how many times ive gotten drunk and just puked and felt 100 times better - in my party days of course, i'm retired now.
puking gets all the bad stuff out.

Yeah, but inducing puking is pretty painful. I havent had that taste in my mouth I always get before having to puke yet, I guess that's a bad thing because afterward it does feel better. Problem is whenever I have a stomach ache, liek I said, it never gets better before I sleep, and I always cant sleep, and then like at 9 am I jsut have to get up all of a sudden and finally do the puke.

Ball Don't Lie 01-16-2008 12:53 AM

K im goin to the hospital because I just searched up what are the signs of your appendix bursting and shit and it described exactly where the pain was and how it starts etc(stomach ache). I'll let you guys know what happens. Fackkkkk

Belsius 01-16-2008 04:54 AM

Hope you are Ok man, well if it is the appendix you wont be here for a week.

Dr. J. Naismith 01-16-2008 08:35 AM

It might be a stomach virus thing aka "Norwalk". I had that about 5 years ago and thought I was going to die. Vomitting to the point where I had nothing to throw up anymore, insane stomach pains and uncontrolable bowels. It was to the point where I'd just sleep naked in a tub because it was coming out both ends at the same time and I couldn't control it for the life of me. :(

Anywhore, what did the doctors say thrills? You going to live another day to watch another Raptors game mofo? :D

Benzo 01-16-2008 09:10 AM

I got 20 bucks says its your GaL Bladder "spell check" I had the exact same thing happining....went to the docotrs and they took it out...presto ..no more problemos

INSIDER 01-16-2008 09:49 AM

hope your Ok thrills.. keep us posted.

doc, i think you may be bang on with Norwalk...
if so, thrills is gonna be in a world of pain...
never had it myself, but my close buddy at work had it a few years back and told me the horror stories... they are exactly like yours.... he did the same naked tub thing too cause it was a river of shit and puke that wouldnt stop... thats fucking disgusting! hahahaha...

Claudius 01-16-2008 09:57 AM

Feel better Thrills!

fancylad 01-16-2008 10:39 AM

I'll come over and rub your tummy if that will help.

kidding. Hope you're feeling better man.

MangoKidHoops 01-16-2008 11:00 AM

If it's not what everyone listed above, I find that Gingerale eases upset stomach. At any rate, feel better my man!

JattDogg 01-16-2008 03:04 PM

alright give him at least 8 hours to reply afterall he is in an ontario emergency room

Kuzzy 01-16-2008 05:24 PM

Feel better Thriller.

'trane 01-16-2008 07:33 PM

Get well soon Thrills.

Torontosaurus 01-16-2008 07:38 PM

Hope your feeling better soon, man

Dr. J. Naismith 01-16-2008 09:20 PM

Huh .... hopefully thrills is OK because he hasn't been online at all today. :(

Belsius 01-16-2008 09:46 PM

shouldnt it be the contrarie? I bet he is in bed trying not to move, or with bad luck its the appendix and he is at the hospital.

INSIDER 01-16-2008 10:30 PM

thrills = bargnani

i think it may be his appendix or something serious... he hasnt been online? thats not good.
i hope he's ok.

Acie 01-16-2008 10:39 PM

Sucks - I hope he's okay too.

Ball Don't Lie 01-17-2008 10:01 AM


Hope you are Ok man, well if it is the appendix you wont be here for a week.
Incorrect, day and a half;).

Anyways, this is the story:

Arrived at the general(I think it was the general) hospital at like 1 am, could barely even walk from the car into the area. Went to emergency area, they interviewed me about what was wrong and stuff then asked me to sit at the side, said I'd be the first person they'd attend to, which was a lie from the start obviously. I ended up as the 3rd person to get to go to a room to get attended to.

They took 3 hours to get me in. Then they finally came into the room 45 minutes later and asked me the same questions(the same questions I got asked like everytime a new nurse/doctor came in, you'd think they'd just hand the sheets to one another). They finally hooked me up at like 6 am and gave me some morphine, at that time my dad left to go home to get some sleep.

Surgeon came in finally and asked some more questions, figuring it had to be a pendicitis, they didnt even have to x ray me and such. They told me I'd be going in for surgery mid morning, turned out to be at 1 PM but that was cool cuz their beds are the most comfortable beds of all time. Most comfortable beds of all time+tons of morphine= insanely comfortable thriller92. Then some new doc came in and asked me if I could be used as a class project for her 3rd year UNI students, I agreed. So they came in at like 11 am and she was basically testing them to see if they'd ask all the necessary questions and figure out what I had and such. One of the students was like the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in persn, it's too bad she wasnt a nurse and came in alone to ask me questions;).

Anyway, so they brought me out from the room at like 1 PM, put me outside the surgery room for 15 minutes to get ready. I could barely swallow because they dont allow you to drink anything because it could clog your lungs when operating. I didnt have water for like 13 hours, and it was a spot where I felt like I had to puke but couldnt because there was nothing in my stomach and I couldnt really open my throat anyway, it was pretty brutal. So they brought me in and put me on the table thingy, put some mask on me and some thing in my IV, asked me a couple questions, and then after that I was out cold, didnt even remember closing my eyes, the stuff they use REALLY knocks you out. Woke up 2 hours after the surgery at 4 and couldnt move at all. They had to like put a stretcher thing under me to carry me into my new bed. Then they put more morphine into me and gave me those shots that make the inside of your arm feel like it's on fire. I watched TV the rest of the day, unfortunately they didnt get the score, but I was ok with deal or no deal and law and order. Finally got the highlights on tsn at like 11 and was happy.

They let me out at 8am this morning and it's still sorta hard to walk. They said I cant return to work for a month, so I get to chill on my couch for a while which should be a nice break.

It turned out to be ok in the end, morphine+comfy beds+ a bunch of hot nurses tending to you= OK. They got a TON of hot nurses in hospitals, lots of tail to go around, damn.

Dr. J. Naismith 01-17-2008 10:14 AM

WOW ... glad everything is OK thrills. Too bad that student nurse wasn't offering sponge baths yesterday. ;)

Ball Don't Lie 01-17-2008 10:23 AM

I woulda taken her teacher too ;).

Belsius 01-17-2008 10:32 AM

Well, you got some free time and met some hot girls, how do you get apendecities?

Claudius 01-17-2008 10:37 AM

Is it wrong that I envy Thriller right now? And nurses are notriously hot. And they know some interesting shit.

fancylad 01-17-2008 11:12 AM

i don't know about nurse hottness that much.... i work at a hospital, and personally, i'd pass on the sponge baths.. maybe the nurses in hamilton and Ottawa are better :confused:

Either way, good to have you back thriller. oh and the tummy rub offer is still on the table. ;)

'trane 01-17-2008 11:20 AM

Glad to hear you are OK. Take it easy for a while and get well soon.

Ball Don't Lie 01-17-2008 11:38 AM

Thanks guys. Should be a fun month off, but I dont think I get paid leave, which sucks.


Well, you got some free time and met some hot girls, how do you get apendecities?
Punch yourself in the right side really hard a couple times and tell the hospital your appendix is hurting, haha. Woulda been the best hospital experience ever if I got a couple numbers. Sucks theres a shortage of doctors/nurses in every hospital or I woulda got a lot more alone time with the hotties :).

Dr. J. Naismith 01-17-2008 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by thriller92 (Post 4861)
Thanks guys. Should be a fun month off, but I dont think I get paid leave, which sucks.

But don't you work for Canada Post? If I remember correctly they are still unionized which would most likely means you should have medical leave benefits. :confused:

INSIDER 01-17-2008 04:17 PM

good to hear your alive thrills...
we were worried...
appendicitis sucks, but at least you're off for a month and have a great story to tell... you gonna have a scar? chiks dig scars.

Ball Don't Lie 01-17-2008 04:48 PM

I dunno havent taken the bandage off yet.

I work for DHL and I dont think I got their benefit plan cuz it takes too much off the paycheck, unless you get in a situation like this one which I did somehow, heh.

lang 01-17-2008 10:43 PM

Glad to have you back, Thriller. Time to dip into the nurse porn for a month.

Krazy Ivan 01-17-2008 11:48 PM

Nice to see you are OK and being positive... get well kid... and then ask one of those hot nurses for a date... ;)

Ball Don't Lie 01-18-2008 02:40 AM

I now take everything I said about the comfy beds and morphine back.

Morphine disabled my ability to judge my comfort, and thus now my head and neck are all fucked up from having the bed tilted upward which was insanely comfortable at the time. Now it's like I'm paralyzed at the neck and then hips down. Hopefully I wake up with my neck feeling better at least.

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