The Fart Thread
Old 11-13-2010, 04:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Farts are the single most hilarious thing ever. If I believed in God, I'd say it's the greatest gift from God. Even when I'm by myself, and let launch, I laugh. It's even better when the girlfriend's around, armed with her disgusted reaction. Each night, long after she's fallen asleep, I retire to bed. I get comfy, relax, think about the day and then, "FRAAAAAAAAP!" and it's the most glorious sound you can imagine. If it's loud enough and manages to wake her, she's insulted - to the very core of her being. "You're a pig!", she'll sleepily say. And it just makes me laugh. Even when it doesn't wake her up, it makes me laugh. I'll lay there and giggle, like a little boy who's discovered his new, favourite toy. In the evening, if we're sitting on the couch, I'll get up, pose and let 'er rip - make it an event. She threatens to leave me and I say, "Is that all it takes??" and sit back down.

From the confines of a car, to the bedroom, the aisles of the grocery store and from sea to shining sea, farts are the GREATEST THING EVER.

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Old 11-13-2010, 10:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The "Who can blow the biggest fart" episode in Kenny vs Spenny was hilarious.

Here's the full episode:
Who Can Blow The Biggest Fart Competition [LINK]
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Old 11-13-2010, 11:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2010, 11:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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beer farts anyone?
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Old 11-13-2010, 01:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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my wife always breaks out into uncontrollable laughter when she farts, much like the mother in Almodovar's Volver.
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Old 11-13-2010, 07:28 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2010, 11:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The dreaded 'shart'. Now that he's potty trained, my son likes to run around without anything on and I'm just waiting for that day - FRAP! - all over the area rug. When farts aren't funny.
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Old 11-13-2010, 11:11 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Also not funny, the Wikipedia definition of a fart...

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Flatulence is the expulsion through the rectum of a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process of mammals and other animals. The mixture of gases is known as flatus in medical speak, informally as a fart, or simply (in American English) gas, and is expelled from the rectum in a process colloquially referred to as "passing gas", "breaking wind" or "farting". Flatus is brought to the rectum by the same peristaltic process which causes feces to descend from the large intestine. The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttocks.
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Old 11-14-2010, 07:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The dreaded 'shart'. Now that he's potty trained, my son likes to run around without anything on and I'm just waiting for that day - FRAP! - all over the area rug. When farts aren't funny.
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