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Old 01-10-2008, 09:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I am happy to bring you an interview I recently did with our good friend and Moderator "Dr.J.Naismith".

Benzo- So Dr.J.Naismith, do you mind if I call you "Doc"?

Dr.J- No that would be fine.

Benzo- Good...Now Doc, do you find it awfully presumptious of you to take the "user-name" of the father of all Basketball?

Dr.J- No he is from Almonte and so am I, so it is more of a tribute to him.

Benzo- I see, I see. Does that mean I should walk around calling myself "Mike Myers", or 80's legend "Gowan" cause we are from the same town?

Dr.J- I do see how "strange animal" would fit.

Benzo-Are you married?

Dr.J-Yes

Benzo- and whats his name?

Dr.J-........

Benzo- Now, recently you seem to have a hate on for Andrea Bargiani, whats that about?

Dr.J- Generally I just hate Italians.

Benzo- I see, I see. What do you do for a living?

Dr.J- I'm a headhunter...

Benzo- OOOOOOOOHHHH exciting....are you more like Dog, compassionate, with a large breasted side kick, or more of the "loaner" type, in it for the money like Bubba Fett?

Dr.J- That would be a bounty hunter..

Benzo- I see, I see. Now you live in a suburb of Ottawa, the capitol city of Canada. What is it like living somewhere and living with the contstant knowledge that you will never be near as cool or as important as Toronto....or Green Gables for that matter?

Dr.J- Maple Leafs

Benzo- Touche....don't worry we will allow you to adopt OUR basketball team.

Dr.J- Your not a real interviewer are you?

Benzo- I will ask the questions here. Finally Dr.J, to steal a few questions from that lame Actors Studio Show. If you could have anyother job what would it be.

Dr.J- Director of marketing for something so I can get signed stuff

Benzo- Whats you favorite curse word?

Dr.J-Darrick

Benzo- When you get to heaven, what would you like god to say?

Dr.J- Don't worry...Michelle Carter, went the other direction.

Gowan- Thank you Doc...its been a blast.

Tune in next time when Benzo will bring you another of your favorite posters, here in RaptorsForum.

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Old 01-10-2008, 10:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL, you are crazy man, I didnt know Doc was a head hunter.
I would like a second part.
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Old 01-10-2008, 10:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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fucking hilarious!!!!
good job guys!
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LMAO .... Gowan as in "Your a strange animal" Gowan? LOL
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LMAO .... Gowan as in "Your a strange animal" Gowan? LOL
He went to the same high school as much...much earlier of course.
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Wow, talk about celeb ties Benzo. First your mom when to Degrassi and now I found out that "Canada's Original Pop" king when to your school too. What else are you holding out on us?
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Loves it! Great job Benzo!
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahaha!

Good Jorb Benzo... that's wasn some fine entertainment!
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