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Old 01-12-2008, 11:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hi all and welcome back, today we sit down and talk with one of our overseas posters Belsius.

Benzo-Hi, there.....my.. name... is... Benzo... what.. is.. your... name?

Bel- I speak english, you don't have to do that.

Benzo- Oh I see. You are from Spain is that correct?

Bel- Yes

Benzo- Ahhh Bonjour mon Ami

Bel- Thats French

Benzo- Meh, It's Europe nobody really cares. So how many basketball fans are there in Spain...would you say over 200?

Bel- Accually Basketball is really bg in Spain, I would say there are millions..the sport is only behind soccer.

Benzo- Now, we in Canada love Steve Nash, do you hope one day that the Spanish National Basketball Team and be good enough to play in international competition?

Bel- You're not serious, we just won the FIBA Championships in 2006.

Benzo- Of course I knew that...but It really isnt hard to beat countries like Nepal and Burma.

Bel- Whatever.

Benzo- Now everyone knows that the most famous Spanish basketball player ever is Alberto Miralles drafted in the second round by the Raptors. DO you own his jersey?

Bel- Have you never heard of Gasol, Fernandez, JOSE CALDERON, GARBOJOSA

Benzo- I'm sure they are all wonderful bullfighters but we are talking about basketball. Now on too our ending questions. If you could have any other job other than the one you have what would it be?

Bel- I don't know...Guitar Player.

Benzo- Belsuis Santana...I like the sound of that. Whats your favorite curse word?

Bel- Cago en tu leche

Benzo- *checks babblefish* did you just say would would "shit in my milk"?

Bel- Oui

Benzo- When you get to heaven what would you like God to say?

Bel- Hurry up, your starting at PG

Benzo- Just for my own knowledge, because you are in Spain, when do you plan on trying to jump the wall and get into the U.S.A, and can I help?

Bel- You sir...are a moron.

ADIĶS and see you next time.
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Old 01-12-2008, 11:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ROTFLMAO

This is was so Ali-G like:

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Benzo-Hi, there.....my.. name... is... Benzo... what.. is.. your... name?

Bel- I speak english, you don't have to do that.
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Old 01-12-2008, 11:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Also love the bullfighters reference too. LMAO
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Old 01-12-2008, 11:53 AM   #4 (permalink)
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LOLOL that was great Benzo, " me cago en la leche"lol, I actually say " me cago en dios" a lot. Priceless..
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and the jump the wall reference was great, one of the times I was in the US, a guy asked me if I was mexican cause I spoke spanish. I dont even look mexican, Im blond, blue eyes and really white.
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I dont even look mexican, Im blond, blue eyes and really white.
Obviously you've never met an albino Mexican before then Bel.
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good job again Benzo. you're always good for a laugh.
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Old 01-12-2008, 02:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hilarious. nice work B.
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