Dumbest thing I ever did......
Old 09-10-2008, 03:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Just for shits and giggles I thought people could posts some of the most boneheaded, dumb, stupid ridiculous things they have decided to do.

I for one probably have a tie between pissing in that sunroof and telling a cop I could kick his ass. (actually in hindsight telling that cop that really hurt.....)
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Old 09-10-2008, 03:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hmmmm .... that's a tough one ..... back in my college days up in North Bay I put a used urinal puck in some guy's pitcher of beer and watched him drink it. I'm an asshole for doing it, but I hated the guy anyways.
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Old 09-10-2008, 03:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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he, this should be good.


Once I was really drunk and my friends and I saw a fight between two guys, one of them with a broken bottle.

So me and this friend decided to mock them by getting bottles and breaking them.

My friend did it and broke the bottle the right way. Then I do it but I dont grab the bottle well. The bottle breaks in my hand.

Result: Really bad cuts in my hand and a lot of blood.






Yeah, I know its not one of my proudest moments.
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What's the over/under on how many of these stories involves drunkenness??

80%? 90%? 99%? lol

I know every one that I'm thinking of does.
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Old 09-10-2008, 03:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hmmmm .... that's a tough one ..... back in my college days up in North Bay I put a used urinal puck in some guy's pitcher of beer and watched him drink it. I'm an asshole for doing it, but I hated the guy anyways.
That is fucking great.
Wouldnt call it a stupid dumb moment thought, I think it was brilliant.
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he, this should be good.


Once I was really drunk and my friends and I saw a fight between two guys, one of them with a broken bottle.

So me and this friend decided to mock them by getting bottles and breaking them.

My friend did it and broke the bottle the right way. Then I do it but I dont grab the bottle well. The bottle breaks in my hand.

Result: Really bad cuts in my hand and a lot of blood.






Yeah, I know its not one of my proudest moments.
I wish I was there for that one


Thinking about it I could easily fill 2 or 3 pages on my own......
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Old 09-10-2008, 03:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That is fucking great.
Wouldnt call it a stupid dumb moment thought, I think it was brilliant.
At the time I thought so too, but then later that next week he had these weird wart-blister bumps around his mouth. I then felt kind of awful about it.
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Old 09-10-2008, 03:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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At the time I thought so too, but then later that next week he had these weird wart-blister bumps around his mouth. I then felt kind of awful about it.
This story of yours just continues to get better and beter.

Did you tell him he had herpes when these thing appeared by any chance?
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At the time I thought so too, but then later that next week he had these weird wart-blister bumps around his mouth. I then felt kind of awful about it.
oh my god!!!
that is hilarious and disgusting at the same time!
doc, you asshole... you totally gave that guy herpes.
that was pure evil.
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oh my god!!!
that is hilarious and disgusting at the same time!
doc, you asshole... you totally gave that guy herpes.
that was pure evil.
I didn't GIVE him herpes per se, but I could of assisted in the process of him acquiring such a disease.
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I didn't GIVE him herpes per se, but I could of assisted in the process of him acquiring such a disease.
The gift that keeps on giving
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Yup ... just ask Mo Pete.
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i know its an asshole move and all... but i cant stop thinking about it and laughing.
thats terrible, so terrible its funny.
a fucking urinal cake!!!! wow. classic.
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not as good as some of those... not involving alcohol either.

One day my wife and i were jogging. She's a much better runner than i am by far. Anyways I kept up with her the whole way and upon arriving to her parents' house i decided to sprint for the lead (as we're both somewhat competitive). Just as we came up to the house i decided to cut through the yard and duck under a branch of a tree. Didn't duck low enough and the my head smashed into the (thick) branch. It knocked me down with force. My neck kind of hurt but i realized that it was OK and thanked God.

Then i noticed i was pouring blood. A 2 hour wait in the ER and 12 stitches to the scalp later i realized that was the stupidest thing i ever did - considering how fucking trivial the whole thing was.
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I don't know if this qualifies, but about ten years ago right before we were to go on stage at a gig in a real shady bar in Hamilton I had to use the bathroom really, really bad (number two). The bathroom only had one stall and the toilet had no seat on it. I had to hover and I didn't realize I was too high until I pulled my jeans up and the entire seat area was soaked. I tried to dry them the best I could (this included pointing my ass up to the hand dryer which made for a very awkward situation when some big biker came in the bathroom), but basically I had to play the entire show with jeans soaked in the ass with pee.

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i Don't Know If This Qualifies, But About Ten Years Ago Right Before We Were To Go On Stage At A Gig In A Real Shady Bar In Hamilton I Had To Use The Bathroom Really, Really Bad (number Two). The Bathroom Only Had One Stall And The Toilet Had No Seat On It. I Had To Hover And I Didn't Realize I Was Too High Until I Pulled My Jeans Up The Entire Seat Area Was Soaked. I Tried To Dry Them The Best I Could (this Included Pointing My Ass Up To The Hand Dryer Which Made For A Very Awkward Situation When Some Big Biker Came In The Bathroom), But Basically I Had To Play The Entire Show With Jeans Soaked In The Ass With Pee.
Hahahahaha!!!
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not as good as some of those... not involving alcohol either.

One day my wife and i were jogging. She's a much better runner than i am by far. Anyways I kept up with her the whole way and upon arriving to her parents' house i decided to sprint for the lead (as we're both somewhat competitive). Just as we came up to the house i decided to cut through the yard and duck under a branch of a tree. Didn't duck low enough and the my head smashed into the (thick) branch. It knocked me down with force. My neck kind of hurt but i realized that it was OK and thanked God.

Then i noticed i was pouring blood. A 2 hour wait in the ER and 12 stitches to the scalp later i realized that was the stupidest thing i ever did - considering how fucking trivial the whole thing was.
I love laughing at peoples pain
If alcohol was involved that would be a rather generic act of stupidity, but because you were sober it raises the level so much higher, thats great.


here on from a sober me.
Grew up on top of a long steep hill, probably abou 3km long at a 15-20% grade. Had just seen these Luges on tv so I decided to build one out of a couple of scateboards. After trying it out down the driveway a couple of times, and against the urging of my friends, I decided to take it down the hill.(which I might add is actually considered a highway)

Wearing no shirt and flipflops I took off. The first kilometer was pretty good, the second was getting really scary as the speed limit dropped to 60km/hr and I was really gaining on the traffic. Something went wrong at around the 2km mark, I tried to stop with my feet but my flipflop broke off, resulting in a hardcore road rash on the bottom of my foot and a fractured foot. Next thing I remember is sitting in the back of an ambulance trying to light a smoke.
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I don't know if this qualifies, but about ten years ago right before we were to go on stage at a gig in a real shady bar in Hamilton I had to use the bathroom really, really bad (number two). The bathroom only had one stall and the toilet had no seat on it. I had to hover and I didn't realize I was too high until I pulled my jeans up and the entire seat area was soaked. I tried to dry them the best I could (this included pointing my ass up to the hand dryer which made for a very awkward situation when some big biker came in the bathroom), but basically I had to play the entire show with jeans soaked in the ass with pee.

Dude, that sooooo qualifies.....
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I don't know if this qualifies, but about ten years ago right before we were to go on stage at a gig in a real shady bar in Hamilton I had to use the bathroom really, really bad (number two). The bathroom only had one stall and the toilet had no seat on it. I had to hover and I didn't realize I was too high until I pulled my jeans up and the entire seat area was soaked. I tried to dry them the best I could (this included pointing my ass up to the hand dryer which made for a very awkward situation when some big biker came in the bathroom), but basically I had to play the entire show with jeans soaked in the ass with pee.
That's funny, but your jogging story from a couple years ago was priceless too ... the one where the wombat almost left the cave.
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That's funny, but your jogging story from a couple years ago was priceless too ... the one where the wombat almost left the cave.
Turtleheading was he?

Seems like Acies brilliances come in the form in bathroom mishaps....
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