Dirty movie titles thread
Old 11-28-2009, 10:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Dirty movie titles thread

Being entertained by juvenile forms of humor as I am, I decided to start this thread -- Which may or may not go horribly wrong.

So this is how it works:
Just name any movie you want followed by some sort of raunchy yet similar title.

Examples:

Lawrence of Arabia: Lawrence of her labia

Indiana Jones: In Diana Jones
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2009, 12:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2009, 01:00 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Here are some uncommon ones I came up with.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: The Clitoris Case of Ben Jaming Her Button

A Clockwork Orange: A Cockwork Orgasm

And one for Jeffb...

Poetic Justice: Poetic. Just Ass.


I thought of a few more, but I'm going to hold back on posting them because they might be a little too offensive.
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Old 11-29-2009, 01:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2009, 01:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Shaving Private Ryan
herd that one before..
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Old 11-29-2009, 05:25 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Some shows even do the work for you. Desperate Housewives?


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Old 11-29-2009, 05:36 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Shaving Private Ryan
I think it's Shaving Ryan's Privates.
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Old 11-29-2009, 02:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:54 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Okay, I got a couple that aren't politically correct. Can everyone handle that? Or should I just keep them to myself?
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I don't think this thread is politcally correct, so by all means.
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:02 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:36 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I don't think this thread is politcally correct, so by all means.
Okay. Again, I don't mean to offend anybody. I wrote down a handful, but a few of them might be offensive, depending on how sensitive people are.

White Men Can't Jump: White Men Can't Hump
(plot: housewives cheat on their white husbands with other lovers)

Donnie Darko: Donnie Does A Dark Ho

Raging Bull: Raging Bull Queer
(plot: Ex Boxer goes to prison)

The Shawshank Redemption: The Shaw Skank Penetration

G.I. Joe: G.I. Ho

The Grapes of Wrath: The Rapes of Wrath

Field of Dreams: Field of Tag Teams or Field of Wet Dreams

All That Jazz: All That Jizz

Cocktail: Cock Tale

The Mighty Ducks: The Mighty Fucks

Pirates of The Caribbean: Ass Pirates of The Caribbean


I'll probably think of a few more later.
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:24 AM   #19 (permalink)
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