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Old 02-05-2010, 03:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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according to : Urban Dictionary: canadian history

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American slang for an unspeakable sex act so vile that Stephen Colbert couldn't define it on TV. It is known to involve moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
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When a man engages in a sexual act with a bull moose. The man will attempt to insert the moose's antlers in his anal cavity while drinking Grey Goose vodka out of the Stanley Cup.
Dude, after watching the Colbert Report I totally did some Canadian History. It was wicked awesome!


crap, it was supposed to be of Canadian history not on
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Old 02-05-2010, 03:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol. Lets make one up about American History and post it there
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Old 02-05-2010, 03:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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it's not necessary gurk. all you have to do is mention the term 'american history' and 2/3 of the worlds' population shudders.
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it's not necessary gurk. all you have to do is mention the term 'american history' and 2/3 of the worlds' population shudders.
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Oh man, I love putting a moose's antlers in my anal cavity.
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lol. Lets make one up about American History and post it there
do it here Urban Dictionary: Add a definition
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Old 02-05-2010, 03:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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it's not necessary gurk. all you have to do is mention the term 'american history' and 2/3 of the worlds' population shudders.


And the remaining third don't know any better.
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Old 02-05-2010, 04:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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it's not necessary gurk. all you have to do is mention the term 'american history' and 2/3 of the worlds' population shudders.
Well played, sir. That's true on so many levels.
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Old 02-05-2010, 04:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Knowing American History
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good!" said the teacher. "Now, who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?'"

Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now, with almost a mob hysteria, the teacher said, "If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"

Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

Finally, someone threw an eraser at Pedro and another student shouted, "Duck"!

The teacher, just waking up and still a bit out of it, asked "Who said that?

Pedro: "Dick Cheney 2006!"
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And the remaining third don't know any better.
Oh, snap. :bobs head from side to side:
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Old 02-05-2010, 05:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The Pedro joke is hillarious.
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