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Old 01-07-2011, 11:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 01-07-2011, 12:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha!


Love it.

I usually hate Axe commercials, they must've hired better writers.
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Old 01-07-2011, 01:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm going to do the one for women.

Clean Your Clam.
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Old 01-07-2011, 01:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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the funny is strong in this one.
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Old 01-07-2011, 01:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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How about "Shuck your clam"?
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Old 01-07-2011, 01:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Groom your pussy.
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Old 01-07-2011, 01:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Beef in your soft taco.
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Old 01-07-2011, 01:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I just checked out some slang and found this one...

vertical bacon sandwich

I don't get it. Sign me up though.
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Old 01-07-2011, 01:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I've heard of it being called a vertical smile.

Also salmon canyon and my own creation - the tuna tunnel.
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Old 01-07-2011, 01:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah, I just don't know where the bacon enters into the equation.
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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It was alright... It was just the same gag over and over again I did think it was pretty funny when the guy at the end was holding the big blue balls haha
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Old 01-07-2011, 03:38 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Yeah, I just don't know where the bacon enters into the equation.
ever notice the wavy lines on the edge of a clam shell?

ever notice the way bacon get wavy on the edges when it cooks up?
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Old 01-07-2011, 03:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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It's pretty simple.

Bacon is fucking awesome. As are awesome women-parts.
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Old 01-07-2011, 03:45 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 01-07-2011, 03:47 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Driving under the influence of freshly cleaned balls.
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Old 01-07-2011, 03:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Driving under the influence of freshly cleaned balls.
She looks like she's pushing 50.
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Old 01-07-2011, 04:30 PM   #17 (permalink)
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and my own creation - the tuna tunnel.
I used your "tuna tunnel" line while talking to a couple of people in real life and they thought it was hillarious.

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Driving under the influence of freshly cleaned balls.
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Old 01-07-2011, 06:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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ever notice the wavy lines on the edge of a clam shell?

ever notice the way bacon get wavy on the edges when it cooks up?
I figured it had something to do with that. I guess I was stuck on the cooked appearance. Maybe some do look cooked though.
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Old 01-07-2011, 07:39 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2011, 01:17 AM   #20 (permalink)
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nvr saw the extended version...the commercial just ends with the guy asking about his ballsack

think Jaime Pressly went topless in an episode of Entourage...gotta search that up still
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