Clean Your Balls
 

Jaime Pressly can clean my balls anytime she wants.

Ha!


Love it. :yeah:

I usually hate Axe commercials, they must've hired better writers.

I'm going to do the one for women.

Clean Your Clam.

the funny is strong in this one.

How about "Shuck your clam"?

Groom your pussy.

Beef in your soft taco.

I just checked out some slang and found this one...

vertical bacon sandwich

I don't get it. Sign me up though.

I've heard of it being called a vertical smile.

Also salmon canyon and my own creation - the tuna tunnel.

Yeah, I just don't know where the bacon enters into the equation.

It was alright... It was just the same gag over and over again I did think it was pretty funny when the guy at the end was holding the big blue balls haha

ever notice the wavy lines on the edge of a clam shell?

ever notice the way bacon get wavy on the edges when it cooks up?

It's pretty simple.

Bacon is fucking awesome. As are awesome women-parts. :dancing:

Jamie Pressly this week after getting arrested for a DUI. :eek:

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com...y-mug-shot.jpg

Driving under the influence of freshly cleaned balls.

She looks like she's pushing 50.

I used your "tuna tunnel" line while talking to a couple of people in real life and they thought it was hillarious.

:)

I figured it had something to do with that. I guess I was stuck on the cooked appearance. Maybe some do look cooked though.

:old:

nvr saw the extended version...the commercial just ends with the guy asking about his ballsack :haha:

think Jaime Pressly went topless in an episode of Entourage...gotta search that up still