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Acie 01-07-2011 10:57 AM

Clean Your Balls
 
Jaime Pressly can clean my balls anytime she wants.



Barracuda 01-07-2011 11:04 AM

Ha!


Love it. :yeah:

I usually hate Axe commercials, they must've hired better writers.

Aar_Canada 01-07-2011 12:34 PM

I'm going to do the one for women.

Clean Your Clam.

XiaominWu 01-07-2011 12:35 PM

the funny is strong in this one.

Acie 01-07-2011 12:36 PM

How about "Shuck your clam"?

Aar_Canada 01-07-2011 12:36 PM

Groom your pussy.

Acie 01-07-2011 12:38 PM

Beef in your soft taco.

Aar_Canada 01-07-2011 12:42 PM

I just checked out some slang and found this one...

vertical bacon sandwich

I don't get it. Sign me up though.

Acie 01-07-2011 12:43 PM

I've heard of it being called a vertical smile.

Also salmon canyon and my own creation - the tuna tunnel.

Aar_Canada 01-07-2011 12:43 PM

Yeah, I just don't know where the bacon enters into the equation.

Renihan_00 01-07-2011 01:59 PM

It was alright... It was just the same gag over and over again I did think it was pretty funny when the guy at the end was holding the big blue balls haha

XiaominWu 01-07-2011 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aar_Canada (Post 489591)
Yeah, I just don't know where the bacon enters into the equation.

ever notice the wavy lines on the edge of a clam shell?

ever notice the way bacon get wavy on the edges when it cooks up?

Barracuda 01-07-2011 02:45 PM

It's pretty simple.

Bacon is fucking awesome. As are awesome women-parts. :dancing:

jeffb 01-07-2011 02:45 PM

Jamie Pressly this week after getting arrested for a DUI. :eek:

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com...y-mug-shot.jpg

Barracuda 01-07-2011 02:47 PM

Driving under the influence of freshly cleaned balls.

jeffb 01-07-2011 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barracuda (Post 489654)
Driving under the influence of freshly cleaned balls.

She looks like she's pushing 50.

Bill Haverchuck 01-07-2011 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acie (Post 489589)
and my own creation - the tuna tunnel.

I used your "tuna tunnel" line while talking to a couple of people in real life and they thought it was hillarious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barracuda (Post 489654)
Driving under the influence of freshly cleaned balls.

:)

Aar_Canada 01-07-2011 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XiaominWu (Post 489649)
ever notice the wavy lines on the edge of a clam shell?

ever notice the way bacon get wavy on the edges when it cooks up?

I figured it had something to do with that. I guess I was stuck on the cooked appearance. Maybe some do look cooked though.

Gurk 01-07-2011 06:39 PM

:old:

N64 01-08-2011 12:17 AM

nvr saw the extended version...the commercial just ends with the guy asking about his ballsack :haha:

think Jaime Pressly went topless in an episode of Entourage...gotta search that up still


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