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Old 06-03-2011, 06:11 PM   #161 (permalink)
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People who eat in a gross way.

I think watching/hearing anyone eat in general REALLY bugs me, but some people are worse than others.
On board with that, was in a restaurant the other day an guy took a bite of a burger, sauce squirted all over his cheeks and he proceeded to take another 4 bites without wiping it off. I was so agitated I had to get up from my table and bring him over some napkins.
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Old 06-03-2011, 08:03 PM   #162 (permalink)
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People who stare at me when I'm eating.
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Old 06-03-2011, 08:04 PM   #163 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2011, 08:07 PM   #164 (permalink)
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And noted Germaphobe, hand in hand? I think so.



On board with that, was in a restaurant the other day an guy took a bite of a burger, sauce squirted all over his cheeks and he proceeded to take another 4 bites without wiping it off. I was so agitated I had to get up from my table and bring him over some napkins.
LOL! Thats just funny. Depends what I'm eating though, if its wings, I don't bother to clean myself off for a while, they're messy as hell.
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Old 06-03-2011, 08:21 PM   #165 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2011, 08:33 PM   #166 (permalink)
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LOL! Thats just funny. Depends what I'm eating though, if its wings, I don't bother to clean myself off for a while, they're messy as hell.
yup, but there is a definitive line between a bit of sauce around your lips or all the way out to both of your ears.
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Old 06-03-2011, 08:39 PM   #167 (permalink)
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People who stare at me when I'm eating.
I don't like people watching me when I eat, either. Probably cuz I hate watching people eat

But that's also why I never go to dinner on a first date. I find it awkward.
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Old 06-03-2011, 10:12 PM   #168 (permalink)
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i breathe through my mouth because i have blockages in my nasal cavities and my nose is severly crooked due to an accident i was in as a kid. so fuck you guys.
does it make you snore when you breath? i'm sure you have a legit reason, but i ever see you and you have that stunned look on your face that mouth breathers have, imma call you out on being one!
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Old 06-03-2011, 10:19 PM   #169 (permalink)
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does it make you snore when you breath? i'm sure you have a legit reason, but i ever see you and you have that stunned look on your face that mouth breathers have, imma call you out on being one!
Fuck man, I have a stunned look on my face most days, mouth hanging open or not. And yeah sometimes I'm caught snoring while i'm awake.
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:47 PM   #171 (permalink)
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i breathe through my mouth because i have blockages in my nasal cavities and my nose is severly crooked due to an accident i was in as a kid. so fuck you guys.

a few germs are good for ya, builds up the immunity to them.

would rather get my 2 colds a year than something serious down the road because i live in a bubble of lysol and sanitizer.

know who else is afraid of germs.....this guy



I've heard that a lot and it's a myth. Unless you literally live in a bubble, you're not at risk of anything 'serious down the road' when you come into contact with germs. You're always breathing in crap and getting your two colds a year does nothing other than make you immune to those two specific viruses. I went 3 years without a cold and then I got one. Guess what? It was no worse than any other I'd caught.

Howie Mandel has a serious mental disorder. He's got a fear of germs and touching other people - but it just involves his palms. I just don't want to be sick. It really disrupts my life. I can't sleep properly and wind up miserable which makes me an ineffective father. The girlfriend makes me sleep on the couch because my coughing is annoying and I wind up fucking up my neck. So, some hand sanitizer when I'm out in public? If that makes me a freak, whatev. The end.
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:57 PM   #172 (permalink)
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i breathe through my mouth because i have blockages in my nasal cavities and my nose is severly crooked due to an accident i was in as a kid. so fuck you guys.

a few germs are good for ya, builds up the immunity to them.

would rather get my 2 colds a year than something serious down the road because i live in a bubble of lysol and sanitizer.

know who else is afraid of germs.....this guy



And he apparently hasn't been sick in 17yrs
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:59 PM   #173 (permalink)
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If you just keep your hands away from your face you'll be ok for the most part.
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Old 06-04-2011, 12:05 AM   #174 (permalink)
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If you just keep your hands away from your face you'll be ok for the most part.
You're right and I've actually been called a freak for doing just that. I don't get it. Do people hate themselves so much that they have to point out other peoples habits - habits which don't jive with their own?
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Old 06-04-2011, 10:05 AM   #175 (permalink)
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No. That would be Ryan Seacrest.
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