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Old 07-31-2008, 07:12 PM   #141 (permalink)
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Stupid cartoon shows with bad guys

My favourite is when the villain has the hero cornered with no protection or weapon, the villain has a gun in each hand and is 10x taller than him, yet he's still stupid enough to start a conversation about saying crap like "It's all over now, you can't do anything! Any last words?" Like fuck, JUST SHOOT HIM. Then the villain is screwed cause after 5 hours of yappin the hero's sidekick comes and kicks the villains ass.

Not really big but I just thought I would share that, it's something that always caught my mind
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:33 AM   #142 (permalink)
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Could add hat in horror movies the girl always runs upstairs to get away from the lunatic then hides in a closet. Fuck that, run out the back door and keep going...

Or when the good guy and girl finally get the villain and they shoot him in the chest or stab him or whatever then hug and kiss each other and then the villain comes back, fuck that shoot the fucker in the head 4 or 5 times to make sure hes out!!!
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:31 AM   #143 (permalink)
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HAck is head off even.

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Old 08-01-2008, 11:39 AM   #144 (permalink)
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lane zig-zaggers who tailgate trying to pass everything in sight

i'm the douchebag that'll block them off by speeding up or slowing down to drive beside another car so they can't pass.
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:44 AM   #145 (permalink)
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you're a saint then

i stopped years ago, it just had to, I wa sgetting malicious
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:42 PM   #146 (permalink)
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The people that live across the street from my girlfriend have a driveway that easily can accommodate three cars, plus a huge garage, but insist on parking their two vehicles on the road in front of her house. The wife, I who think rarely leaves the house, leaves her SUV continuously parked there for days at a time without moving it and the husband starts up his truck every morning, goes back in the house and lets it idle for twenty minutes - all year around.

I hate them.

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Old 08-06-2008, 07:04 PM   #147 (permalink)
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The people that live across the street from my girlfriend have a driveway that easily can accommodate three cars, plus a huge garage, but insist on parking their two vehicles on the road in front of her house. The wife, I who think rarely leaves the house, leaves her SUV continuously parked there for days at a time without moving it and the husband starts up his truck every morning, goes back in the house and lets it idle for twenty minutes - all year around.

I hate them.
Steal the truck, obv :P
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:55 AM   #148 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:19 PM   #149 (permalink)
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People who don't use their turn signals. They are there for a reason, douches.
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:36 PM   #150 (permalink)
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All traffic violators. That includes idiot drivers, douchebag cyclists, and ignorant ass pedestrians.

Learn the rules of traffic you fucks.
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:39 PM   #151 (permalink)
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People who dont know the difference between a blinking yellow and a blinking red.
And get mad at you when you dont stop at the blinking yellow. (dAMN i wish i had 2 min alone with that guy in room)
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Old 06-03-2011, 02:30 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Sick people who go out - or parents who take their sick kids out - in public and touch door handles and anything else they can find with their disgusting, germy hands. Purell yourselves! It's not that hard. Dime sized amount, rub it in. And unless it's something like school (and even then!) keep your snotty kids at HOME and AWAY from the playground. We don't want your illness. I don't want my son sick.

And then they're all, "Well, everyone gets sick! It's just a fact of life!"

Fuck OFF.

I don't get sick unless you prance around with your germs. My son doesn't get sick unless you take your sick kid to the park and have him or her go snot-nose-first down the slide.

HAND SANITIZER.
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Old 06-03-2011, 02:42 PM   #153 (permalink)
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I got another one. People who line up so close to you in line ups, that you can feel their breath hit the back of your neck.
Stupid mouth breathers.
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Old 06-03-2011, 03:22 PM   #154 (permalink)
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AC, this is what I worry about once Layaan gets big enough to take her out ... *sigh* Get aggravated enough as it is without idiots like that.
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Old 06-03-2011, 03:36 PM   #155 (permalink)
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Sick people who go out - or parents who take their sick kids out - in public and touch door handles and anything else they can find with their disgusting, germy hands. Purell yourselves! It's not that hard. Dime sized amount, rub it in. And unless it's something like school (and even then!) keep your snotty kids at HOME and AWAY from the playground. We don't want your illness. I don't want my son sick.

And then they're all, "Well, everyone gets sick! It's just a fact of life!"

Fuck OFF.

I don't get sick unless you prance around with your germs. My son doesn't get sick unless you take your sick kid to the park and have him or her go snot-nose-first down the slide.

HAND SANITIZER.
Keep lathering on that triclosan.
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Old 06-03-2011, 04:16 PM   #156 (permalink)
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Keep lathering on that triclosan.
I use the ethyl alcohol type, Mr.Pesticide. The kind they have in hospitals and are starting to use in schools. I stay away from both triclosan and benzalkonium chloride.

And now for a story. My girlfriend works with a woman who's a lot like me. She was at the hospital with her mother, who was ill. She was in the waiting room and before sitting down, she decided to wipe the chair with some sanitizing wipes. I understand where she's coming from, but I don't think those things don't do anything other than move dirt around. Regardless. As she was wiping, some dude came over and sat down in the chair beside her. He began to speak...

Him: "Hi, do you have OCD? I run a support group..."

Her: "WILL YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"



People say I have OCD and while I did go through a time where I had obsessions with numbers and touching things, that's all gone away. All that's left is my - I don't want to call it a fear - desire to not be sick with a cold or a flu or gastro. But the funny thing is, if people just had a heart and some consideration and took care of their germs, I'm no longer branded OCD, because I wouldn't have to be so persistant with the hand sanitizer. It's not me with the problem.
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Old 06-03-2011, 05:41 PM   #157 (permalink)
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mouth breathers

my buddy pointed this out to me once and it's driven me insane every since

may you swallow a million mosquitoes you cock in the mouth breather!
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Old 06-03-2011, 05:47 PM   #158 (permalink)
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i breathe through my mouth because i have blockages in my nasal cavities and my nose is severly crooked due to an accident i was in as a kid. so fuck you guys.

a few germs are good for ya, builds up the immunity to them.

would rather get my 2 colds a year than something serious down the road because i live in a bubble of lysol and sanitizer.

know who else is afraid of germs.....this guy



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Old 06-03-2011, 05:49 PM   #159 (permalink)
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howie mandel is the king of douches
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Old 06-03-2011, 05:53 PM   #160 (permalink)
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People who eat in a gross way.

I think watching/hearing anyone eat in general REALLY bugs me, but some people are worse than others.
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