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Old 07-25-2008, 12:58 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Walt Fraser

Put down the thesaurus and realize that you team sucks.
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Old 07-25-2008, 02:54 PM   #62 (permalink)
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"Clyde" Frazier?

Maybe it's because of your hatred of the Knicks, but I like Clyde. He's insightful and he's not that much of a homer compared to other broadcasters.
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:09 PM   #63 (permalink)
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"Clyde" Frazier?

Maybe it's because of your hatred of the Knicks, but I like Clyde. He's insightful and he's not that much of a homer compared to other broadcasters.
ďA maestro is Nate Robinson, his virtuosity overwhelming the Blazers now. The grandeur, the splendor, the majesty of the little man, slicing between a couple of Blazers.Ē
* "dishing and swishing"
* "swooping and hooping"
* "bounding and astounding"
* "movin' and groovin'"
* "out-muscling and out-hustling"
* "shaking and baking"
* "spinning and winning"
* "posting and toasting"
* "stumbling and bumbling"
* "banking and thanking"
* "hustling and muscling"
* "slicing and dicing!"
* "huffing and puffing"
* "stopping and popping"
* "hanging and banging"
* "It don't mean a thing, If you don't have that swing"
* "The court is 50 feet wide, not wide enough for Houston"
* "[insert player here] beginning to percolate"
* "all the Knicks with the knack tonight"


If Chuck gets slagged for Salami and Cheese then Walt gets slagged for this shit.
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:24 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Yeah, but Walt's cool and was a hell of a player.

Chuck, not so much...
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:30 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Yeah, but Walt's cool and was a hell of a player.

Chuck, not so much...
Have you see Chuck play?
Mabey hes like a real life version of NBA Jam with the dunks from the arc and such.

Mabey Chuck is more pimp than Walt.

Then again, mabey not.
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:37 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Have you see Chuck play?
Mabey hes like a real life version of NBA Jam with the dunks from the arc and such.

Mabey Chuck is more pimp than Walt.

Then again, mabey not.
No, but I've heard from Chuck himself (at great length I might add) during Raps broadcasts how patheic his game is.

Nuff said...

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Old 07-25-2008, 03:40 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Walt Fraser

Put down the thesaurus and realize that you team sucks.
The thing is... he does realize this... he is the biggest non-homer broadcaster in the league.

And since when was using fancy words a negative?
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:47 PM   #68 (permalink)
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“A maestro is Nate Robinson, his virtuosity overwhelming the Blazers now. The grandeur, the splendor, the majesty of the little man, slicing between a couple of Blazers.”
* "dishing and swishing"
* "swooping and hooping"
* "bounding and astounding"
* "movin' and groovin'"
* "out-muscling and out-hustling"
* "shaking and baking"
* "spinning and winning"
* "posting and toasting"
* "stumbling and bumbling"
* "banking and thanking"
* "hustling and muscling"
* "slicing and dicing!"
* "huffing and puffing"
* "stopping and popping"
* "hanging and banging"
* "It don't mean a thing, If you don't have that swing"
* "The court is 50 feet wide, not wide enough for Houston"
* "[insert player here] beginning to percolate"
* "all the Knicks with the knack tonight"
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:47 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Okay, so you posted this twice... because...???
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:47 PM   #70 (permalink)
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So good it needed to be posted twice???
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:49 PM   #71 (permalink)
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In response to Jumps

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Whats with the man love for Walt anyways, everyone I know absolutely hates him. Would rather listen to Britney spears and paris hilton call a gome than listen to his foolishness.
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:55 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Whats with the man love for Walt anyways, everyone I know absolutely hates him. Would rather listen to Britney spears and paris hilton call a gome than listen to his foolishness.
Walt's a badass. He's certainly not vanilla over the air. ANd he knows a thing or two about basketball. He's not only a 2-time NBA champ, but he's also one of the NBA's 50 Greatest players of all time.
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:55 PM   #73 (permalink)
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So good it needed to be posted twice???
can we add you to the douchebag list
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:56 PM   #74 (permalink)
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can we add you to the douchebag list
I am already on it...if you check the first post...but I am almost willing to put Snooch on it for posting it twice.
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:58 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Walt's a badass. He's certainly not vanilla over the air. ANd he knows a thing or two about basketball. He's not only a 2-time NBA champ, but he's also one of the NBA's 50 Greatest players of all time.

Isaih Thomas is a two time NBA Champ and one of the 50 greatest players of all time and hes still a Douche..

But fair enough I digress, you love him, I hate him.
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:59 PM   #76 (permalink)
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I am already on it...if you check the first post...but I am almost willing to put Snooch on it for posting it twice.
I felt it was warranted, but if you must, at least you made it first.
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Old 07-25-2008, 04:07 PM   #77 (permalink)
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I have to agree with your whole list.Especially #3.Most Leaf fans are complete morons.For a team that has't been to the finals in 41 years and has missed the playoffs three straight years,some fans are beyond delusional.Put it this way, alot of so called leaf fans used to say that Sundin sucked and that McCabe, Tie Dummy,Darcy Fucker ruled,'nough said.

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Old 07-25-2008, 04:10 PM   #78 (permalink)
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I felt it was warranted, but if you must, at least you made it first.
Its my list I can make the order how I please.
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Old 07-28-2008, 09:21 AM   #79 (permalink)
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1.Toronto FC fans
Now before Fancy gets angry...I am making reference only to those who decided to boo the American National Anthem at the All-Star game yesterday, I hate anthems at sporting events....but please asshats, don't boo another countries anthem.

Perhaps the anger should be pointed at the decision to continue playing anthems before games. If you introduce a request for emotion into the equation, often the outcome is less than tasteful. The people who make those decisions know damn well what could happen and donít care.

2.Service Union at Mt.Pleasant Cemetary
Ok, you want to go on strike and get a new deal. However if it was one of my families funeral procession you guys were harrassing, there would have been some more graves you guys want more money to fill, disgusting

Couldnít agree more. Honestly, who the fuck do they think they are. Iím tired of ignorant people who donít understand rebellion using the old adage that unless you make a very loud noise, nobody will hear you. Fuck you, that was somebodyís dead relative, and trust me, they didnít want to be at your Cemetery.

3. Toronto Maple Leafs Fans
I can appreciate the loyalty to such a franchise, but I've never met Leafs fan who's had realistic expectations. I'd say most Leafs fans are 95% delusional. No offense guys. Not to mention most are obnoxious as hell
That is all....for now.

Probably the most bullshit fallacy going. Youíre right, thereís are a tonne of doorknob leaf fans, thereís also a massive amount of really intelligent ones. Problem for most non-leaf hockey fans is that like it or not, there are millions of Leaf fans.

4.Rush/Hip Fans
Just because they are Canadian Doesn't make them good

People telling other people who to love are Douchebags. J


5.Bono
You're not John Lennon. nuff said.

And I assume holing up in some hotel room with 2-3 hookers and a pile of coke is a better use of your time? I cannot for the life of me understand people who toss hate at other people who are trying to make a difference.

6.Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Oprah, Rosie O'Donnell, etc....
If you're on a talk show unrelated to politics you need to shut up and NOT discuss politics. I don't care if you love Bush or not; I don't care if you think Obama is god; I don't care if you think Gay and Lesbian rights should be all over the planet. If you're on one of those ridiculous day time talk shows, stick to what you know. Entertainment. You're hardly qualified to give an opinion on politics. Leave it to individuals who actually have political talk shows. This way, regardless of opinion you're receiving an opinion you're anticipating. Otherwise, shut the hell up!

Agreed, hearing people yap about shit they have no idea about is irritating. Freedom of speech is one thing, but fuck, the network people owe us better programming.

7.Benzo
For not knowing that it's spelled "douchebag"...

I like Benzo.

8.Don f'ing Cherry
If you are a know-nothing, hockey-obsessed jack-ass with no political import or sensitivity whatsoever, do not use your show for political purposes and to throw garlands at the military for their heroic work. Stick to the hockey you f'ing bonehead.

Wow. Like him or hate him, Iíve never heard him give a political opinion. He supports the troops on a personal level. It might be nice if more of us did the same while we are going about with our lives in a very safe and sheltered manner. I donít agree with the Wars we fight, but I sure as shit support the people who are there.

9.Car Smokers
Adults who smoke in cars with little kids sitting behind them. I don't care if your window is down. It's still wrong.

I hate when they toss the butts out the window on the highway and they hit my car, or get caught in my grill filling my car with their smoke. How fucked is that?????
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Old 07-28-2008, 09:25 AM   #80 (permalink)
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I hate when they toss the butts out the window on the highway and they hit my car, or get caught in my grill filling my car with their smoke. How fucked is that?????

Stop tailgating and they wont hit you car.
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