08-14-2008, 02:33 PM
The Killing Joke
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Burkina Faso, Disputed Zone
Apparently bigfoot is dead
Huh. I don't really think this is news, but hey what if he really did die.
Pictures: Dead Bigfoot found and stored in a freezer
By Rob Leigh 14/08/2008
It may look like a discarded fancy dress Chewbacca costume in a compost heap, but two hunters are claiming that this is the dead body of the legendary Bigfoot.
Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, who run Bigfoot expeditions, have told how they found Sasquatch two weeks ago in the woods of north Georgia, storing it since then in a freezer.
Pics have been posted on searchingforbigfoot.com but a press conference where further DNA and photographic proof will be presented from the pair and "the real Bigfoot Hunter" Tom Biscardi has been promised.
Whitton and Dyer maintain that the monstrous corpse nestling among their frozen peas and fish fingers is a "part human and part ape" male, weighing over 230kg with reddish hair.
According to reports, it has 41cm long flat feet feet, each with five toes and the hands have five fingers. The teeth are described as being more "human-like than ape like".
However, the pair are refusing to pinpoint exactly where they made their beastly discovery to protect other Bigfoots, which they claim to have spotted close to the body.
(Pic:screengab from www.searchingforbigfoot.com)
Biscardi denied that the claims are part of an elaborate hoax.
He said: "We trekked for a day a half ... what kind of lunatic would be out here in a monkey suit? I saw the thing, I touched it."