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Old 02-16-2008, 02:41 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Ugh ... that's a tough act to follow.

*bends over to pick up mic, but falls flat on face and can't get up*
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Old 02-17-2008, 03:53 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Fuck the damn jakes
Flatten MCs like pancakes
Me and my bandmates
Leave holes too big for band aids
Your girl is magic, she got the damn aids
Reach in your pockets and keep what my hand takes
Drop hot shit so regular like all i eat is branflakes
You damn fakes

Im old school like an Atari in your room
You overrated like Jamario Moon
Or better yet, leave your bitch tossed
Going str8 to her hole, call me Chris Bosh
You wanna battle me? Damn you kids lost

Got you on the run like Al Qaida
You wanna be playa
Prob got a sissy girls name like Andrea
You aint no mic slaya

non written, non bitten, you be bull shitting, to your face im full clipping
from the top of the dome, bring my glock to your home, you be like "stop, im not alone", beat your mom and pops with the chrome


damn u sound like that cat from the rap milk commercial
OH SHIT its the rapping urkel...
You couldnt get a round of applause if u clapped in a circle

Show you how the street flow, technique goes, natural like negros shooting freethrows in ghetto street clothes with sweet hoes giving free peep hoes and street blows in the mouth where my skeet goes

damn im a bit drunk but thats 100% off the top, peazzzzzzzzz and gn clowns from mr downtown in surround sound peazzz

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Old 02-22-2008, 12:09 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Are you officially out, Doc? If so, I'll take Pimpery on!
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:59 PM   #24 (permalink)
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y'all are weak!
I feel like puffing a joint so.....

Crumple up the kush, let's paint this picture purple
and Dr. J watch out how you be hittin that, that shit'll hurt you
we gotta puff, puff pass, the blunt must last
I put in my half, so don't touch my grass
the weed man love me, he don't never charge me
I shot the sheriff, like the legend bob marley
lighters in the air, i brought enough to share
I gotta question for y'all, who the tightest up in here
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:14 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Are you officially out, Doc? If so, I'll take Pimpery on!
Yeah, I was out before this even started.
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Old 02-28-2008, 11:05 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Alrite. Pimpery or Iggy? Who wants to give this a go?
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:55 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I need to get rich, hate being poor
my bitch keep asking for juicy couture
In the club, you know i'm Drank up
my white tee shirt look like coke wrapped up
air forces and jeans, never gonna be a slack
got good hair, but i always got the latest cap
smokin blunt, standing on the curb
same homies with me i've known since the 3rd
always trying to get it, sucks being bummy
never should've given any of you bitches money.

Whether it's the warm, hot, cool or cold season
pimpery you better not fuck with me for no reason
one day you might be coming home from work
next thing you know im in the lurk, getting ready to treat you like dirt
cuz we all know im a fucking jerk

Playas like pimpery got tough luck
mess with me and you put yourself in a position to get roughed up
you the bitch will call the pigs only to get cuffed up
now tell me thats not fucked up
this what I do every day, not every other week
listen when this brother speak
and dont you motherfuckin turn the other cheek

I'm running out of shit to say so ill talk about someone who aint a cop
I'm only fed up with them punk-ass cab drivers who don't stop
they don't care if it's snowin or pourin
first they slow down, then they see your skin is brown, then they keep goin
just cause I wasn't white, the cab took flight
but I caught him at the light
and put a bullet right through his windpipe

I keep a tool with a full clip,
Pimpery i'm tired of your bullshit
come back to this diss and you'll see the trigger pulled quick
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Old 03-08-2008, 05:29 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Hold up, hold up, wait, this shit needs to stop
So tired of rhymes about the guns and the cops
The crap that you spew takes me back to '92
Tape decks, bmx and shitty 2LiveCrew.

"Come back to this diss and you'll see the trigger pulled quick?"
Excuse me while I step in Pimpery, this dude needs to get fixed
I'm a take him out back and slap him around a bit...
the Jamaican side first, then I'll work on the Flip.
But I'll pick him up, dust him off, maybe buy him a beer, just to make him ask,
"Damn, did I just get schooled by a queer?"

But Pimpery, don't you laugh, don't you stare, don't you point,
you're in with a Nigerian and I run this damn joint.
Watch your mouth when an RF admin's in the room, cuz I'll end this shit quick,
kick your ass to the moon...
and wait, you're flag's the Dominican then you say Doc's girl has AIDS?
You're next door to Haiti, NOW THAT SHIT IS PLAYED.
You're carrying things they ain't even discovered yet
Forget Doc, for your shots, you need a damn vet
cuz I'm hearing scratching, no DJ, what's that sound?
Oh hold up, it's just your nuts draggin cross the ground
The world is so tough when the lights are out black,
but don't worry man, you're only gay if you push back.

I know, it's all jokes, it's all fun, that's cool, fine.
But I'm watching both of you, cuz this forum is mine.
Now let's stick to the Raptors, NBA or just ball
Cuz dude, no matter the battle, I win them all.
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Old 03-09-2008, 04:36 AM   #29 (permalink)
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simplistic, unrealistic, white boy bitch shit,
dont get it twisted, wanna be limp bizkit get your lip split,
Get dick whipped and flipped quick, thinking your shits slick

Dumb nerds, entering a battle rhyming one word
acting tough til the gun's heard, so until u grow a real pair mums the word

Where i walk at, chop that, plenty of blow
you rhyming like you belong on that 70s show
fez lez u about as ghetto as barrack, run for prez
see if u talk big with guns to head, come home see your girl spread
pubes in mouth, cum on bed

u rhyme the parkdale crack fiend way, beggin for dimes at queens quay
or better yet you and your mans down, actin like a damn clown
on lansdowne, begging for the rock with your pants down
Or was that beggin for the cock, and a hand out

Think u taking a stand, cornier then the rappers in making the band
Only pussy ass faggots wanna be shaking your hand
be admin u cant win, and im not shaking your hand

you can leave lame as you came
u can hate this playa, but u oughta be blaming the game
cuz this aint the 80s the game has done changed
rhyme patterns ur brain cant arrange

freestyle i dont write shit, hyped shit, leave u stabbed with ice picks u white bitch, with more dog bites then a fight at mike vicks, gets sicker as i typed it, recite it, or bite it, roll it up and light it

you about as tough as wet cardboard, slam your head in my cardoor, u aint fucking hardcore, more like tardcore, witness a star born
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Old 03-09-2008, 05:15 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Just curious...what is "tardcore?"

and "quay" is pronounced "key"

Other than that,...continue on...job well done.

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Old 03-09-2008, 06:54 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Shit, that was pretty damn good (other than "tardcore"...that was pretty lame...took away from everything else...) alright, I'm dead. But seriously Pimpery, um...you know I'm not white, right? Lol...

Who's next? Lots of guys hating Pimpery in here...somebody step up to the guy ruling the mic right now...
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Old 04-03-2008, 05:23 PM   #32 (permalink)
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simplistic, unrealistic, white boy bitch shit,
dont get it twisted, wanna be limp bizkit get your lip split,
Get dick whipped and flipped quick, thinking your shits slick

Dumb nerds, entering a battle rhyming one word
acting tough til the gun's heard, so until u grow a real pair mums the word

Where i walk at, chop that, plenty of blow
you rhyming like you belong on that 70s show
fez lez u about as ghetto as barrack, run for prez
see if u talk big with guns to head, come home see your girl spread
pubes in mouth, cum on bed

u rhyme the parkdale crack fiend way, beggin for dimes at queens quay
or better yet you and your mans down, actin like a damn clown
on lansdowne, begging for the rock with your pants down
Or was that beggin for the cock, and a hand out

Think u taking a stand, cornier then the rappers in making the band
Only pussy ass faggots wanna be shaking your hand
be admin u cant win, and im not shaking your hand

you can leave lame as you came
u can hate this playa, but u oughta be blaming the game
cuz this aint the 80s the game has done changed
rhyme patterns ur brain cant arrange

freestyle i dont write shit, hyped shit, leave u stabbed with ice picks u white bitch, with more dog bites then a fight at mike vicks, gets sicker as i typed it, recite it, or bite it, roll it up and light it

you about as tough as wet cardboard, slam your head in my cardoor, u aint fucking hardcore, more like tardcore, witness a star born
Is the sorrier sight looking down the bench and seeing Brezec bored
Or the fact that you just got your ass booted off this message board?
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Old 04-03-2008, 05:24 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Is the sorrier sight looking down the bench and seeing Brezec bored
Or the fact that you just got your ass booted off this message board?
FTW
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Old 04-03-2008, 05:26 PM   #34 (permalink)
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FTW indeed
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Old 04-03-2008, 06:54 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Good stuff lang
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Old 04-03-2008, 08:24 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:51 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Is the sorrier sight looking down the bench and seeing Brezec bored
Or the fact that you just got your ass booted off this message board?
Oh damn, you went there!

Nice lang
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