2 "little people" mexican wrestlers murdered by hookers
Old 07-02-2009, 05:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Two Mexican Luchador Little People Wrestlers Murdered By Hookers!
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So surreal!

It's sad news for fans of the Mexican Lucha Mini stars, twin brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez, known as La Parkita and El Espectrito Jr.

The two were found dead in their hotel room in Mexico City. The brothers, 35, were checking into a hotel on Sunday night after a show when they were reportedly approached by two prostitutes.

After hotel staff noticed the women leave the room hours later, but didn't spot the wrestlers, they went to go check on them. The two luchadores were found lifeless, lying in the beds.

Reports are being released that the hookers belong to Las Goteras (meaning The Drops) which is a gang of whores that robes their clients after making them pass out by drugging their drinks.

Unfortunately, the Jimenez brothers overdosed on the drugs which normally don't kill men, but officials believe because the brothers were of such small size, the dose was fatal to them.

Alcohol containers were also found in the room but the ladies are still missing.

Cops are looking for the two females and luckily have found finger prints in the room which they believe they can match to the hookers.
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Old 07-02-2009, 09:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"Gang of whores"?

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Old 07-02-2009, 09:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Sad news to hear about that...


But a gang of whores lol
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Old 07-02-2009, 10:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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r.i.p but smh @ a gang of whores
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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am i the only one that finds this funny as hell?
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I do too. How the hell does this happen

Also gang of whore
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Old 07-02-2009, 02:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Damn, Whore gangs these days.
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Old 07-02-2009, 08:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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The little people are the best luchadores. I saw Mystico in Mexico City last year, and his dwarf manager stole the show.
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Old 07-02-2009, 08:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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they died happy.

dammit gang of whores!
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I just saw this story written up elsewhere, and it looks like there were gang members posing as whores.
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Old 07-02-2009, 08:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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oh yeah, murder is hilarious!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! extra funny if it's wrestlers, and extra super funny if it's little people....

i don't know what the fuck is up with you guys...

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Old 07-02-2009, 09:04 PM   #13 (permalink)
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The murder is not funny, but the wording of the story is funny.
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Old 07-02-2009, 10:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I just saw this story written up elsewhere, and it looks like there were gang members posing as whores.
Makes sense.
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Old 07-02-2009, 10:42 PM   #15 (permalink)
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This is by far the strangest story posted this year.
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