Washington Generals offer Dan Gilbert Roster Spot & Coaching Job
Old 12-10-2011, 03:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear Mr. Gilbert,

We read your letter to Commissioner Stern and we agree that you raise some interesting points. Commissioner Stern won’t be mandating that smaller market teams change their names to the Washington Generals any time soon, but we had an alternative idea.

We would like to offer you the chance to play in, or coach our games against the Harlem Globetrotters at 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 27 at Quicken Loans Arena. We have already created a personalized jersey, just for you, should you agree to join us.

To show you that we are serious, we’ll offer a 25 percent discount on tickets to Cleveland-area fans to watch you and the Generals in action.

We know with your help, we have the chance to end our 40-year losing streak against the world-famous trick-shooters.

We look forward to hearing from you.

Cordially,

Red Klotz


Dan Gilbert invited to play or coach for Washington Generals

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Old 12-10-2011, 04:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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it was a lot cooler when diary queen did it to cuban
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Old 12-10-2011, 06:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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They offer a chance to become a Washington General to a dude who did not want his team to become them, lol got love that sense of humour.
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whats washinton generals?
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whats washinton generals?
They are the ongoing opponent for the Harlem Globetrotters.
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They are the ongoing opponent for the Harlem Globetrotters.
that does not help me what so ever :P
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