Tyler Zeller gains 20lbs on Krispy Kreme donuts
Old 09-11-2013, 09:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Tyler Zeller gains 20lbs on Krispy Kreme donuts

Yep, slow day.

Everybody welcome Tyler Zeller to the party, because he just realized something that the general populace has known for years: Krispy Kreme donuts are delicious and will make you fat.

The Plain Dealer's Mary Schmitt Boyer reports that the Cleveland Cavaliers big man is far bigger this offseason, which is remarkable considering he ended last season at a svelte 238 pounds.

Per the report, the 7-footer suffered from the flu to close out the 2012-13 season, dropping him to just under 240 when he was used to playing at around 250 pounds.

Well, he lived the dream for a spell and ate anything he wanted, including delicious Krispy Kreme donuts. Apparently he once ate 10 in one sitting. "They're so good. If you get them hot...I ate about six in probably 10 minutes, maybe less."

The report states Zeller got his weight back, and then some:

In spite of his high metabolism, when he returned to Cleveland in late June, he was up 20 pounds, about eight pounds more than the 250 he played at most of his rookie season.

"I'm not going to say I was fat, but I felt very out of shape,'' Zeller said. "I had to transfer that into 'good' weight and muscle. Now I'm between 255-260, and I'm pretty happy with that, although I'm trying to gain more.''
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Old 09-11-2013, 10:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Jesus christ.
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Old 09-11-2013, 11:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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they are delicious
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Old 09-12-2013, 04:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I wonder if he was catching up on breaking bad or duck dynasty while he was pound donuts
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Old 09-12-2013, 11:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I pretty much dislike both Zellers games and habits. This only reinforces that.
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Old 09-13-2013, 07:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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K. Kreem's are the shiznap. Sooo delish

20 pounds ain't nothin', he needed some bulk anyway.
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