Top 10 Whitest players in NBA history
Old 04-20-2012, 11:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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10)Scott Brooks 1988-1998

The kid you waited for the school bus with in middle school.


9)Steve Kerr 1988-2003

An NBA legend and sharpshooter. Steve Kerr is enough proof to me that YES white men can jump.

8)Bill Hanzlik 1980-1990

Who needs tattoos and armbands when you have a stache like that? I'm impressed.


7)Uwe Blab 1985-1990

Is that name even legal???


6)Micheal Smith 1989-1995

Even this man's name is whiter than the polar ice cap. Would you believe this guy was drafted 13th overall in the 1989 NBA Draft?

5)Paul Mokeski 1979-1991

I don't think this Pollack could hide his whiteness if he painted himself black, covered himself in tattoos, shaved his head, and sagged his shorts to his ankles. Umm yeah, definitely not.


4)Kurt Rambis 1981-1995

I take it back number 8. This epic stache is even better, and the glasses just add to a suave look that only Kurt Rambis/Rambo can pull off with stunning success.


3)Dwayne Schintzius 1990-1999

Apparently the NBA Draft Board is now allowing teams to draft mythical one eyed beasts from the Island of Rhodes.



2)Brian Winters 1974-1983

Matthew 14:26-- "And the Apostle Paul saddled his donkey and traveled to Milwaukee where he preached the good news and played NBA basketball for the Milwaukee Bucks......"

1)Dikembe Mutombo 1991-2009

Wait. What?
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Let's have a top ten of the blackest players! Would Primoz Brezec make the list?
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I gotta be honest, I have always hated the "white guy" thing in Basketball. I'm not crying the blues, the racial meter hasn't even lifted off zero for the most part for whitey, but it doesn't make it "ok" to constantly rip, or tease, or make stupid assumptions about a dude because he's a white guy.

Reminds me of Dickhead MJ when he was talking about his Championship team in "Jordan Rules".... basically talked abou teach players worth, but then got to the white guys and said "ya, then there's the white guys".

Meh... I don't like it.

I mean if theres a white dude and a black dude standing there, and you dont know either...sure, you call um the black dude or the white guy..... thats where it ends for me
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I gotta be honest, I have always hated the "white guy" thing in Basketball. I'm not crying the blues, the racial meter hasn't even lifted off zero for the most part for whitey, but it doesn't make it "ok" to constantly rip, or tease, or make stupid assumptions about a dude because he's a white guy.

Reminds me of Dickhead MJ when he was talking about his Championship team in "Jordan Rules".... basically talked abou teach players worth, but then got to the white guys and said "ya, then there's the white guys".

Meh... I don't like it.

I mean if theres a white dude and a black dude standing there, and you dont know either...sure, you call um the black dude or the white guy..... thats where it ends for me
lol jordan needed those white guys in order for him to win.

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that shirt is so wrong for so many reasons...i must own it.
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+1 to SJ!

What if someone posted a Top 10 Blackest Yachters ? And it was making fun of them?

They would be fired and vilified and their would be riots.

I'm also tired of the reverse discrimination.
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Old 04-20-2012, 11:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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What about Bird he is as white as it gets..
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What constitutes the whitest of the white?
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What constitutes the whitest of the white?
Tide w/ bleach.
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I gotta be honest, I have always hated the "white guy" thing in Basketball. I'm not crying the blues, the racial meter hasn't even lifted off zero for the most part for whitey, but it doesn't make it "ok" to constantly rip, or tease, or make stupid assumptions about a dude because he's a white guy.

Reminds me of Dickhead MJ when he was talking about his Championship team in "Jordan Rules".... basically talked abou teach players worth, but then got to the white guys and said "ya, then there's the white guys".

Meh... I don't like it.

I mean if theres a white dude and a black dude standing there, and you dont know either...sure, you call um the black dude or the white guy..... thats where it ends for me
thats the type of thing jeremy lin has been dealing with his whole life and still is to a lesser degree
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+1 to SJ!

What if someone posted a Top 10 Blackest Yachters ? And it was making fun of them?

They would be fired and vilified and their would be riots.

I'm also tired of the reverse discrimination.
isn't the guy who made this list white himself?
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this is stupid.
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this is stupid.
+1.
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this is stupid.
Agreed.
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this is stupid.
this article really casts a grey cloud on a black and white issue.
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How did this not come from the Bleacher Report?
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Top 10 most ignorant list?
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How did this not come from the Bleacher Report?
Might as well have. It's some no name blogspot website.
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isn't the guy who made this list white himself?
I dont know. I dont care. Thats just another form of reverse discrimination.

"I'm allowed to say that cuz I'm black" or white...or Asian.

Racism is Racism. Since when did the source determine this?
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I dont know. I dont care. Thats just another form of reverse discrimination.

"I'm allowed to say that cuz I'm black" or white...or Asian.

Racism is Racism. Since when did the source determine this?
true.

also, larry bird once said he would get offended when the other team sent a white guy to guard him.
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