TMZ acquires Lin sex tape
Old 04-01-2012, 12:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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But they won't release any footage, due to the unspoken rule barring Asian dudes from porn. They do mention that during the money shot, he repeatedly shouts "Linseed! Linseed!".

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Old 04-01-2012, 12:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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But they won't release any footage, due to the unspoken rule barring Asian dudes from porn. They do mention that during the money shot, he repeatedly shouts "Linseed! Linseed!".

LINK - TMZ
Damn! No homo but I just downloaded it.

Here's the link:

http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/110522469/jeremy+lin+sex+tape?tab=summary

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Old 04-01-2012, 01:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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linseed!!! LMAO

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Old 04-01-2012, 01:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2012, 02:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2012, 02:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2012, 03:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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LLLLLOOOOOLLL!!!!! LINSEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-01-2012, 10:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I guess that smashes the stereotype of Asians having small dongs.
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Old 04-01-2012, 10:47 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I guess that smashes the stereotype of Asians having small dongs.
Not really. Lol

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Old 04-01-2012, 11:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:40 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Not really. Lol
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Old 04-01-2012, 12:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2012, 03:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Wow! Jason Whitlock was wrong!


I found the HD link



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Old 04-01-2012, 06:05 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I read the thread this morning and thinking WTF, so I searched and couldn't find the actual tape, I thought maybe it was low key. Now I just realized it was an april fools joke, twas a great one!
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Old 04-01-2012, 06:10 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2012, 06:18 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2012, 02:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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