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Old 02-23-2013, 12:45 PM   #81 (permalink)
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If you think hooking up with one of these amazing women is bad...well, you're sadly mistaken my friend.
I've got a student on my bus who has a mother that would literally knock everyone's socks off...she is an absolute stunner...asked her how old her mom was one day and she told me 43
And ya, i've seen her early in the morning in her PJs and no makeup as well as later in the day where she's fully decked
I find her much sexier in her PJs
Any member here would feel as if they'd hit the lottery if she even glanced their way

No kidding, a freaking knockout
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Old 02-23-2013, 12:47 PM   #82 (permalink)
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these guys here rarely get laid in their own age bracket I would imagine Shadow, let alone in the deep waters of Cougar hotness. No point in leading a horse to water it ha no idea how to drink...haha
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Old 02-23-2013, 12:49 PM   #83 (permalink)
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guys I knew what a cougar was.... it was confusing how it tied into your posts
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Old 02-23-2013, 01:28 PM   #84 (permalink)
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these guys here rarely get laid in their own age bracket I would imagine Shadow, let alone in the deep waters of Cougar hotness. No point in leading a horse to water it ha no idea how to drink...haha
speak for yourself brah
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Old 02-23-2013, 02:14 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Superjudge we need to grab a beer man lol
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Old 02-23-2013, 02:25 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2013, 02:32 PM   #87 (permalink)
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why is it that a man's getting laid is referred to as a sign of worth? I find it absurd our society does this. Now there are probably going to be dozens of people that are gonna take a shot at me with this post, but I don't care. what happened to your worth being determined by what you accomplish? what's our world coming to? it really is a shame.
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Old 02-23-2013, 02:44 PM   #88 (permalink)
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why is it that a man's getting laid is referred to as a sign of worth? I find it absurd our society does this. Now there are probably going to be dozens of people that are gonna take a shot at me with this post, but I don't care. what happened to your worth being determined by what you accomplish? what's our world coming to? it really is a shame.
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Old 02-23-2013, 03:40 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2013, 03:46 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2013, 04:13 PM   #91 (permalink)
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why is it that a man's getting laid is referred to as a sign of worth? I find it absurd our society does this. Now there are probably going to be dozens of people that are gonna take a shot at me with this post, but I don't care. what happened to your worth being determined by what you accomplish? what's our world coming to? it really is a shame.
spoken like a man of negative worth :jack:
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Old 02-23-2013, 05:07 PM   #92 (permalink)
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why is it that a man's getting laid is referred to as a sign of worth? I find it absurd our society does this. Now there are probably going to be dozens of people that are gonna take a shot at me with this post, but I don't care. what happened to your worth being determined by what you accomplish? what's our world coming to? it really is a shame.
Don't think it's about worth. More like recreation and an ego boost.

But it's not like anyone can tell you what to do. You can always go the Landry Fields route. But who knows what he's been doin' til now.

All about taste. Either someone way outside your age group does it for you or they don't. I have a friend who only likes bigger women, another one likes asian women only, but he's not asian. They don't need to explain to anyone.
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Old 02-23-2013, 05:10 PM   #93 (permalink)
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oh IIIIIIIIIII get it.

You're looking at posts, and saying, a guy with 16000 posts cant possibly get laid.

Heh.

I see your logic...and its sound.... its just...well, not at all accurate.

You see you didnt do the math sonny, I have been here for over six years, and I am here almost everyday at some point. Hell I have had slow days at work where I was around all day. Do that math, that works out to about 7 posts a day.

I can bang that off in 10 minutes.

So I ask you Young fella, what do you presume I can do with the other 23 house 50 minutes of my day?

Hmm?

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Old 02-23-2013, 05:12 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Don't think it's about worth. More like recreation and an ego boost.

But it's not like anyone can tell you what to do. You can always go the Landry Fields route. But who knows what he's been doin' til now.

All about taste. Either someone way outside your age group does it for you or they don't. I have a friend who only likes bigger women, another one likes asian women only, but he's not asian. They don't need to explain to anyone.
This is all your fault ammo...saying cougars were all diseased skanks.

take responsibility for Pizza baby's depression sir...man up!
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Old 02-23-2013, 05:22 PM   #95 (permalink)
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You guys should hang out with Jackie. He'll get you laid. :jack:
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Old 02-23-2013, 05:22 PM   #96 (permalink)
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This entire thread makes me sad for women in general.


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Old 02-23-2013, 06:12 PM   #97 (permalink)
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This is all your fault ammo...saying cougars were all diseased skanks.

take responsibility for Pizza baby's depression sir...man up!
Haaaaa! I outlined a scenario of how you can get yourself in trouble by trecking north into cougar country. And to be honest, that wasn't even worst case.

There are no absolutes. Cougars aren't all skanks and sometimes that bump to the side of her mouth is just an allergic reaction. But before we get the cougar-uninitiated thinking that Jennifer Aniston is standing on every corner waiting to pounce, let's recognize that most of those will aim higher than some kid riding by on his bike, because they can.

And Pizza Boy seems smart enough to know that there are all kinds of toppings and dipping sauces out there. Part of your worth as a man is doing, and not doing, what you want to do according to your own values.
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Old 02-23-2013, 06:30 PM   #98 (permalink)
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I'll never understand why these young girls want to be notch #500 on a pro athlete's list of conquests.
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Old 02-23-2013, 06:33 PM   #99 (permalink)
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I'll never understand why these young girls want to be notch #500 on a pro athlete's list of conquests.
Same reason young boys wanna get with Swimsuit models.... why the double standard?
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Old 02-23-2013, 06:35 PM   #100 (permalink)
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oh IIIIIIIIIII get it.

You're looking at posts, and saying, a guy with 16000 posts cant possibly get laid.

Heh.

I see your logic...and its sound.... its just...well, not at all accurate.

You see you didnt do the math sonny, I have been here for over six years, and I am here almost everyday at some point. Hell I have had slow days at work where I was around all day. Do that math, that works out to about 7 posts a day.

I can bang that off in 10 minutes.

So I ask you Young fella, what do you presume I can do with the other 23 house 50 minutes of my day?

Hmm?

:bosh:
Do what i do, post all week while at work and get laid on weekends.

Best of both worlds... heLLOO :jack:
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