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Old 02-22-2013, 11:41 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Public domain. When will they learn?

Why can't they keep the 'hoe action on the down low like Andrea.

If Andrea is the kind of guy who cries "afterward" in the fetal position and needs to be held, we'd never find out about it because he knows how to keep it under wraps. :bargs:

And how come there are no 'hoes on the smilie list?
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Old 02-22-2013, 11:43 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Bargs doesnt deal with twitter ho's, he pays for 2000 dollar escorts true story.
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Old 02-22-2013, 11:47 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Sorry, but if I see her at a party, I'm thinking 16. Wonder if J.R. has gotten the angry message from the parent(s) yet.
That's still legal. If it won't send you to jail, nail that tail. :jack:
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Old 02-22-2013, 11:47 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Bargs doesnt deal with twitter ho's, he pays for 2000 dollar escorts true story.
Now why does a young millionaire athlete need to mix it up with $2000 escorts? Besides the obvious of "because he can".
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That's still legal. If it won't send you to jail, nail that tail. :jack:
Nah, that'll turn into a messy situation...

...........much like trecking north into cougar country can get messy.

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Old 02-22-2013, 11:51 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Now why does a young millionaire athlete need to mix it up with $2000 escorts? Besides the obvious of "because he can".
It works like this, they have a guy, he does all the ordering and paying...they get him back.... then the player shows up for dinner and meets his smoking hot dates there... completly safe, no strings, they have a fun night out, pdinner, party, then they go back to his place and bang like mad.

Its really the only way to go if you arent ready to settle down
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Old 02-22-2013, 11:52 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Nah, that'll turn into a messy situation...

...........much like trecking north into cougar country can get messy.
Cougar country is Valhalla buddy...don't knock it
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Old 02-22-2013, 11:53 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Cougar country is Valhalla buddy...don't knock it
If you'e easy to find or you leave an easy trail, stay the hell out of cougar country.
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Old 02-23-2013, 12:10 AM   #70 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2013, 01:52 AM   #71 (permalink)
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i'm missing something with the cougar country shtick. expand fellas
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Old 02-23-2013, 09:42 AM   #72 (permalink)
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i'm missing something with the cougar country shtick. expand fellas
smh
and ya, if i'm single, young, well known athlete, with millions in the bank...then $2000 a night is definitely the way to go
hell, i'd probably buy bookends just to treat myself
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:14 AM   #73 (permalink)
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In a nutshell?
Well, sometimes it's Saturday night and you feel like going for a hike....er, to a bar, club or lounge. But when you're out on a hike, try not to drink too much, or you might run into a dangerous wild animal called a cougar. This is usually an old recently divorced wild cat with waaaaay too much makeup on to cover up wrinkles and blemishes......and often cold sores.

This wild animal is known for being "easy". That's why some people like them. But then once reality hits the next day when you are sober, you realize there is some crazy old woman, er, wild cat following you around, your friends are laughing at you, she smells funny and you have 50 years of burns, itches and infections to take care of down at the clinic. They can also come with a lot of emotinal baggage that you may need to deal with. Plus, if you have a conscience, you'd actually feel like shit that you went there.

And no, I'm not talking about direct experience, but I've been around.

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Old 02-23-2013, 11:17 AM   #74 (permalink)
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smh
and ya, if i'm single, young, well known athlete, with millions in the bank...then $2000 a night is definitely the way to go
hell, i'd probably buy bookends just to treat myself
Obviously I can't say what an athlete does or doesn't do. But who's coming off weak? Bargs or Derek Jeter?
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:19 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Ok.

All Joking aside. I don't know where you live Ammo, but Cougars in Toronto look very much just like your TV Cougar. If you go out in Rosedale, on King, or hell, any more upscale neighbourhood, the women you meet are absolutely beautiful. And you're right, a lot of them are divorced, and rich as fuck as a rsult, but alot are just professionals that had no time for relationships while building their own fortune.

If you think hooking up with one of these amazing women is bad...well, you're sadly mistaken my friend.
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that's the worst explanation of a cougar i've ever heard. cougars are just women who like to fuck younger guys, they're not crackheads like the crackhead in the bottom. they can be soccer mom next door, or the hot 40 year old accountant. it's just their preference in the toughness in meat and how they can control their partner in bed.

anyways, there's no baggage with fucking a cougar. they know what they want and you're completely disposable to them, so you don't have to sugarcoat anything with them.

never really understood why they weren't called leopards though
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:28 AM   #77 (permalink)
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But who's coming off weak? Bargs or Derek Jeter?
i'll admit that this went right over my head...what do you mean ?
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:39 AM   #78 (permalink)
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i'll admit that this went right over my head...what do you mean ?
Call it idealistic, but young, single, rich famous, you expect a guy to end up with cream of the crop, not end up paying for it.



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Old 02-23-2013, 11:49 AM   #79 (permalink)
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Ok.

All Joking aside. I don't know where you live Ammo, but Cougars in Toronto look very much just like your TV Cougar. If you go out in Rosedale, on King, or hell, any more upscale neighbourhood, the women you meet are absolutely beautiful. And you're right, a lot of them are divorced, and rich as fuck as a rsult, but alot are just professionals that had no time for relationships while building their own fortune.

If you think hooking up with one of these amazing women is bad...well, you're sadly mistaken my friend.
Haha this is actually true.

The Biermarket on Esplanade is full of them. I go there a lot because my buddy has a condo right beside it. You will find at least 7-8 of these exact women you speak of.
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Call it idealistic, but young, single, rich famous, you expect a guy to end up with cream of the crop, not end up paying for it.



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Ya Deter has dated some beauties but if you think he hasn't been "set up" on multiple occasions then i think you're just being naive (no offense)
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