Comedy of Chris Bosh
Old 05-02-2013, 01:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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weirdly endearing comedy of Chris Bosh - ESPN

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Perhaps, then, itís no coincidence that heís always been a matchup nightmare for opposing coaches -- you just canít put him in a box. Heís a positionless big man both on the court and off, and just when you think you can trap him in the paint, he goes ahead and stings you from the arch.

Years ago, on an episode of "Jim Rome Is Burning," Dennis Rodman claimed that he had coached a rookie Bosh on how to cope with the media and life in the public eye. If thereís any truth to this, then (A) thatís incredible, and (B) maybe it partially explains the indefinable persona that Bosh has developed throughout his career. And, considering Rodmanís recent bro-down with the worldís most spherical dictator, perhaps itís an indicator that Bosh will become even less predictable with age.

The human brain is a marvelously complex organ, capable of solving the very equations that govern our universe, and yet it still struggles to comprehend things that should be relatively straightforward. Such as Ikea instructions, for instance, or how to competently spread butter on a waffle. Or a professional basketball player whom we've closely watched, game in and game out, for nearly a decade, whose peers have long since grown calculable in their antics.

Yet Bosh remains a mystery. And the more his aura manifests itself, whether in far-out niches of comedy or in the confines of his own decidedly un-baller pursuits (coding, anyone?), the more weíll appreciate his endearing absurdity.

Letís just keep our fingers crossed that one day he will heed the lessons of Sensei Rodman and let his freak flag fly.
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odd...that this isn't the lead on CNN. Rodman sounds like a cool dude.
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Old 05-03-2013, 03:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Who the hell butters a waffle?!?!
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Old 05-03-2013, 04:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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bjjs, you dissapoint me greatly. You didnt even quote the part about Aubrey Plaza!!!

I fucking love her, and I am sadden that she loves Bosh so much. I am super jelly. I must tell her the truth about that traitor.

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Old 05-03-2013, 09:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Who the hell butters a waffle?!?!
get that weak shit outta here...i've never had a waffle without butter!

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Old 05-03-2013, 09:25 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Syrup or ice cream on a waffle is where it's at

#fatty

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Old 05-03-2013, 09:59 AM   #7 (permalink)
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He's like watching a bad high school production.
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Old 05-03-2013, 01:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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syrup yes.... but you have to put the butter on first. der.
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Old 05-03-2013, 01:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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waffles in the multiverse take on a whole other purpose. They are worn as masks by those entering into inter-dimensional battles, and soak up cosmic rays instead of syrup.
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Old 05-03-2013, 04:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Syrup or ice cream on a waffle is where it's at

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or fried chicken.
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Old 05-03-2013, 04:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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butter, banana slices, whipped cream, maple syrup and chocolate syrup, with a cool glass of milk on the side



if youre going to eat fat, eat fat right
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