The 50 Best NBA Slam Dunks

**Acie** · 11-24-2009, 10:46 PM

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A dunk is worth only two points. A dunk in somebody's face? Also two points, but that’s just because NBA puppeteers haven't figured out how to award points based on how badly a player was emasculated. (Obviously, the formula is the victim's height in inches minus his opponent's height, divided by how many years the vic's been in the league, multiplied by the number of viewers who witnessed the bruising of his ego.) While facializations are not technically worth any more than lame-ass layups, they are why we tune in nightly to see which multi-millionaire freak of nature will get cut down to size so we can laugh at him. With that in mind, check out Complex's list of the 50 Best NBA Slam Dunks, a collection of humiliating, in-your-face jams that should be worth at least an additional two points—one for each testicle that was crushed.

LINK - Complex Magazine

waqman · 11-25-2009, 12:27 AM

that pippen dunk was nasty

i love how vince almost knocks out KG

GrannyFro · 11-25-2009, 12:35 AM

i only went through the top 6 but where the hell is amare (pre knee troubles) on the kandi man, thats way better then half of those

GrannyFro · 11-25-2009, 12:36 AM

or vince t baging duncan for that matter

.40 Cal Flakes · 11-25-2009, 01:22 AM

Man it's impossible to make a 50 greatest dunks list. It could change so often, even on a nightly basis nowadays. But they have included some pretty sick dunks in that list! Some weak ones too though.

**fancylad** · 11-25-2009, 08:20 AM

Some of the captions are hilarious.

Re. Tom Chambers: if white men can't jump, they sure can leap the fuck over someone and embarrass them in the hood for all eternity.

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11-25-2009, 12:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
waqman is legit. Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Blingtown. Posts: 216 Representing:	that pippen dunk was nasty i love how vince almost knocks out KG

11-25-2009, 12:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
GrannyFro is is too lazy to respond, you win Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,494 Representing:	i only went through the top 6 but where the hell is amare (pre knee troubles) on the kandi man, thats way better then half of those

11-25-2009, 12:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
GrannyFro is is too lazy to respond, you win Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,494 Representing:	or vince t baging duncan for that matter

11-25-2009, 01:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
.40 Cal Flakes is everybody get off ur arses and vote CB4 to the All Star Game! Str8 Shooter Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Maple...by way of Rexdale Posts: 699 Representing:	Man it's impossible to make a 50 greatest dunks list. It could change so often, even on a nightly basis nowadays. But they have included some pretty sick dunks in that list! Some weak ones too though.

11-25-2009, 08:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
fancylad is travis pickin' nosce te ipsum Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: east side. Posts: 13,818 Representing:	Some of the captions are hilarious. Re. Tom Chambers: if white men can't jump, they sure can leap the fuck over someone and embarrass them in the hood for all eternity.