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Acie 11-24-2009 10:46 PM

The 50 Best NBA Slam Dunks
 
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A dunk is worth only two points. A dunk in somebody's face? Also two points, but that’s just because NBA puppeteers haven't figured out how to award points based on how badly a player was emasculated. (Obviously, the formula is the victim's height in inches minus his opponent's height, divided by how many years the vic's been in the league, multiplied by the number of viewers who witnessed the bruising of his ego.) While facializations are not technically worth any more than lame-ass layups, they are why we tune in nightly to see which multi-millionaire freak of nature will get cut down to size so we can laugh at him. With that in mind, check out Complex's list of the 50 Best NBA Slam Dunks, a collection of humiliating, in-your-face jams that should be worth at least an additional two points—one for each testicle that was crushed.




LINK - Complex Magazine

waqman 11-25-2009 12:27 AM

that pippen dunk was nasty :dead:

i love how vince almost knocks out KG

GrannyFro 11-25-2009 12:35 AM

i only went through the top 6 but where the hell is amare (pre knee troubles) on the kandi man, thats way better then half of those

GrannyFro 11-25-2009 12:36 AM

or vince t baging duncan for that matter

.40 Cal Flakes 11-25-2009 01:22 AM

Man it's impossible to make a 50 greatest dunks list. It could change so often, even on a nightly basis nowadays. But they have included some pretty sick dunks in that list! Some weak ones too though.

fancylad 11-25-2009 08:20 AM

Some of the captions are hilarious.

Re. Tom Chambers: if white men can't jump, they sure can leap the fuck over someone and embarrass them in the hood for all eternity.


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