Why is Bargnani so incredible? I was waiting for you to ask
Old 07-29-2011, 11:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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It seems that many RF colleagues have been asking me about Bargnani lately... so I guess I'm obligated to respond. Yes, he is pretty fantastic.

Reboundball? Nuff said! It's this sharp wit that keeps me wanting more, and more is exactly what was promised when he selected himself #1 overall in the 2006 draft. What can I say RF, yes, we are all fortunate to have a AB on the Raptors..... no longer do we have to read about baby mama drama with our best player, and on top of that, those Primo commercials are top-shelf baby!

Anyone else who wants to post their affinity for the big fella, please do..... all negative posts should be made in the 30 or so other Bargnani threads!

The Bargnani energy is electric... what else can I say.... Cheers RF! Allelujiah to the highest Raptor, given that Ajinca isn't coming back. And before you ask, yes, you're welcome!
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Old 07-29-2011, 12:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i find it incredible how someone so talented can be so insignificant out on the court.

i also find it incredible how lame you are.
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Old 07-29-2011, 12:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i find it incredible how someone so talented can be so insignificant out on the court.

i also find it incredible how lame you are.
It only takes minutes for the first hater to show.... unreal. Congrats on being illiterate!

That's lame. Take your hate elsewhere. At what point do you think to yourself, yes, this world needs more negativity?
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Old 07-29-2011, 12:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i find it incredible how someone so talented can be so insignificant out on the court.

i also find it incredible how lame you are.
Ya dude.

you don't need to be so mean, not on this thread. It would appear that there are a tonne of other place to do that on the forum no?

I'm pretty sure Carp is just lightening this place up a bit.

Anyhow, in the spirit of the thread. I like Bargnani because he got all the hot chicks when he was a rookie at allstar weekend and served notice to all the other rooks.

Chicks dig European guys!
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Old 07-29-2011, 12:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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bargnani is incredible because although he sucks defensively and is lazy, he still has a tonne of supporters that are there to defend him to the death.
i gotta hand it to him. to not care about anything but himself and yet have such loyal supporters is very impressive.
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Old 07-29-2011, 12:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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what Bargnani really needs is a makeover!
if he wants to get rid of that "soft-euro" label, he should shave his head and grow a goatie!

imagine Bargs with a handlebar moustache/goatie combo, and a shaved head.... that would be so awesome!

i think he would average 2 more rebs a game with that look.
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Old 07-29-2011, 12:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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what Bargnani really needs is a makeover!
if he wants to get rid of that "soft-euro" label, he should shave his head and grow a goatie!

imagine Bargs with a handlebar moustache/goatie combo, and a shaved head.... that would be so awesome!

i think he would average 2 more rebs a game with that look.
He'd have to go after a whole new type of girl though... but you're right, picturing that image inspires thoughts of Bargnani missing layups just to get those extra two rebounds that are seemingly essential! I love it... look mean, feel mean!
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Old 07-29-2011, 12:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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It's the air balls from 3 feet out. That is pretty incredible. It's like he knows he's not going to get the rebound anyway, so why not miss so badly that rebounding doesn't even come into play.
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It's the air balls from 3 feet out. That is pretty incredible. It's like he knows he's not going to get the rebound anyway, so why not miss so badly that rebounding doesn't even come into play.
you couldn't resist eh? I don't blame you... He's so cool it hurts.
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Old 07-29-2011, 01:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2011, 01:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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He is without a doubt and without argument our best player, our most talented player, our best shooter and our best scorer. Now if memory serves me correctly, we won 6 games last year, so that might not be saying much.

That being said. He causes matchup problems for other teams that only a handful of guys can do. He is a good on the ball defender and has shown glimpse of being an above average passer. (Still can't believe Bosh missed that dunk on that sick between the legs pass, would have been the play of the year.)

If we are going to be a championship team, Bargs must be a piece of the puzzle.
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We need another thread to prepare for a championship celebration with Bargnani in tow. Will he have a special float of his own in the victory parade? What will it look like? Will Ali feel compelled to send him an autographed pair of trunks?
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We need another thread to prepare for a championship celebration with Bargnani in tow. Will he have a special float of his own in the victory parade? What will it look like? Will Ali feel compelled to send him an autographed pair of trunks?
yes.
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Old 07-29-2011, 02:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Bargnani is the best Euro big man this team has had since Zan Tabak
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Old 07-29-2011, 02:59 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Bargnani is the best Euro big man this team has had since Zan Tabak
Clearly you didn't see "Tha Gangsta" play
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Old 07-29-2011, 03:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Bargnani, fuck yea.
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Old 07-29-2011, 03:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Bargnani, fuck yea.
Baaaaaaaarn-yawn-kneeeeeee. Baaaaaaaarn-yawn-kneeeeeee.

Barn-yawn-knee, fuck yeah!

Coming to save the motherfucking game, yeah!

Barn-yawn-knee, fuck yeah!

Victory is the only way, yeah!

Stationary bigs, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to...

Barn-yawn-knee, fuck yeah!

So eat primo past and drink some vino.

Barn-yawn-knee, fuck yeah!

What are opponents gonna do when Casey makes him try now?

It's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorroooooooooow. Fuck yeah!

7 feet. Fuck yeah!
3 pointers. Fuck yeah!
Perimerter drives. Fuck yeah!
He's not Adam Morrison. Fuck yeah!
Gel in hair. Fuck yeah!
Groomed beard. Fuck yeah!
Givin' fanboys boners. Fuck yeah!

Breakdown....
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Old 07-29-2011, 03:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Bargnani is 3 rebounds away from HOF numbers.

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Old 07-29-2011, 04:02 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Why is Bargnani so incredible?

Because when he comes over, he always brings Primo pasta and sauce. I like a man that can provide.
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