What would be on the back of NBA Players' Jerseys?
Old 09-08-2008, 06:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I got this from a post on Raptors realgm forum, it was pretty funny. It was about what would be on the back of nba jerseys other than their last names. Here's some of the ones i thought were funny:

Paul Pierce - G.O.A.T
LeBron - 2010 Here I Come!
Primoz Brezec - Hood N*99@
Chris Bosh - www.chris-bosh.com
Bargs - "Bust"
Sam Dalambert - "Leo Sucks"
RJ - Gay
Ricky Davis - "I got a triple double once"

The Best One So Far:

Shaq - Tell Me How My A** Tastes

Please Guys Add Your Own. I wanna laugh some more!
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Old 09-08-2008, 06:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2008, 07:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2008, 07:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That could also be used for VC
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Old 09-08-2008, 07:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Gilbert Arenas "I never met a shot I didnt like"

TJ Ford " Me-J"

Doug Chritie "Whipped"

Charles Oakley "Big Pimpin"

Darko Millicic "Which way did they go"
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Old 09-08-2008, 09:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Joey Garham - Summer League
Keon Clark - Drunk
Chris Childs - I thought we were down 4 points?!?
Rudy Gay - Straight

and heck..

Chuck Swirsky - Toronto Raptors
O.J Simpson - I didn't do it
Mats Sundin - I donno yet
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Dikembe Mutombo "Cookie Monster"

Sam Cassel "E.T."

Adam Morrison "My Name is Forrest... Forrest Gump"

Dwight Howard "Move Bitch! Get out the way bitch, get out the way"

Shaq "Kobe Tell me how my ass taste"

Vince Carter "My Neck, My Back, Lick my..."
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Joey- MVP

Most versatile playaaaaa

Smitch- Shats

Jose- JOEY! JOEY!

Andrea- EHHHHHH

Boozer- Roids

Melo- Fugazy/Bitch

Camby- rebound stealer

Superjudge- I played ball
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:15 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Jose- JOEY! JOEY!

Superjudge- I played ball
LOL those two made me almost piss myself laughing. The "JOEY! JOEY!" video cracks me up every time.
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I'll add to the list:

Dwayne Wade: Jesus

Ruben Patterson: Rapist

Haffa: This is why you don't draft white centers!

Monta Ellis: I just wanna ride my motercy....... cle
[fans of those G.I. Joe videos will know what I'm talking about here]

Kwame Brown: Mink Coat

Vince Carter: Half-man, Half a season

Robert Horry: Mr. Big Shot

Greg Oden: The 40 year old Freshman

Tim Duncan: Stone Buddha

Jermaine O'neal: Baby Shaq

Walter Hermann: Fabio

Luke Ridnour: Frodo

Jerome James: 6 years, 36 million.

Jason Kapono: Money Ball

John Salmons: God Wanted Me In Sacramento

D.J. Strawberry: Darryl! Darryl!

Ray Allen: Jesus Shuttlesworth

Jason Kidd: What the Kidd Didd

Chris Kaman: Cave Man

Rudy Gay: But I really ain't!
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:53 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Joey- MVP

Most versatile playaaaaa

Smitch- Shats

Jose- JOEY! JOEY!

Andrea- EHHHHHH

Boozer- Roids

Melo- Fugazy/Bitch

Camby- rebound stealer

Superjudge- I played ball

Ahhh The Gnome checks in.

Well played Thriller, ya beat me to it.

Bosh - Ready

Joey - The Man

Thriller - Perpetual

Doc - Pappy

Benzo - Ace

Snooch - Snooch

gotta work now, more later

ps. yes, they were ALL compliments! Even Thrillers, I am his Godfather
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Kobe - Stick it into your tight ass!
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:16 AM   #15 (permalink)
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nah kobe = colorado or next time wear a rubber

Adam Morrison = pedophile (i swear he looks like one)
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:16 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Kobe - Stick it into your tight ass!
Ouch ... I was wondering why it took people so long to mention something along those lines regarding Kobe.
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:43 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Or how about:


Kobe: Therapist

because.. you know.. he needs therapy!
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Doug Christie - "Ask my wife"

Eddy Curry - "> Me"

Joey - "Team Pilot"
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