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EazyBalla 09-08-2008 06:54 PM

What would be on the back of NBA Players' Jerseys?
 
I got this from a post on raptors realgm forum, it was pretty funny. It was about what would be on the back of nba jerseys other than their last names. Here's some of the ones i thought were funny:

Paul Pierce - G.O.A.T
LeBron - 2010 Here I Come!
Primoz Brezec - Hood N*99@
Chris Bosh - www.chris-bosh.com
Bargs - "Bust"
Sam Dalambert - "Leo Sucks"
RJ - Gay
Ricky Davis - "I got a triple double once"

The Best One So Far:

Shaq - Tell Me How My A** Tastes

Please Guys Add Your Own. I wanna laugh some more!

Snooch 09-08-2008 06:56 PM

Joey - Im dumberest.

Snooch 09-08-2008 06:56 PM

Sam Mitchell -Mo Shats

EazyBalla 09-08-2008 07:06 PM

Allen Iverson - "We Talkin' 'Bout Practice"

Dr. J. Naismith 09-08-2008 07:07 PM

Melo - How big is my vagina?

Gurk 09-08-2008 07:47 PM

That could also be used for VC

Snooch 09-08-2008 07:54 PM

Adam Morrison "I hope I soon reach puberty"

Snooch 09-08-2008 08:04 PM

Gilbert Arenas "I never met a shot I didnt like"

TJ Ford " Me-J"

Doug Chritie "Whipped"

Charles Oakley "Big Pimpin"

Darko Millicic "Which way did they go"

Ex2k 09-08-2008 09:51 PM

Gilbert Arenas - Fifty-Sixty
Joey Garham - Summer League
Keon Clark - Drunk
Chris Childs - I thought we were down 4 points?!?
Rudy Gay - Straight

and heck..

Chuck Swirsky - Toronto Raptors
O.J Simpson - I didn't do it
Mats Sundin - I donno yet

Toebee 09-08-2008 09:56 PM

Dikembe Mutombo "Cookie Monster"

Sam Cassel "E.T."

Adam Morrison "My Name is Forrest... Forrest Gump"

Dwight Howard "Move Bitch! Get out the way bitch, get out the way"

Shaq "Kobe Tell me how my ass taste"

Vince Carter "My Neck, My Back, Lick my..."

Ball Don't Lie 09-08-2008 10:54 PM

Joey- MVP

Most versatile playaaaaa

Smitch- Shats

Jose- JOEY! JOEY!

Andrea- EHHHHHH

Boozer- Roids

Melo- Fugazy/Bitch

Camby- rebound stealer

Superjudge- I played ball

BballWatcher 09-09-2008 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thriller92 (Post 54414)

Jose- JOEY! JOEY!

Superjudge- I played ball

LOL those two made me almost piss myself laughing. The "JOEY! JOEY!" video cracks me up every time.
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I'll add to the list:

Dwayne Wade: Jesus

Ruben Patterson: Rapist

Haffa: This is why you don't draft white centers!

Monta Ellis: I just wanna ride my motercy....... cle
[fans of those G.I. Joe videos will know what I'm talking about here]

Kwame Brown: Mink Coat

Vince Carter: Half-man, Half a season

Robert Horry: Mr. Big Shot

Greg Oden: The 40 year old Freshman

Tim Duncan: Stone Buddha

Jermaine O'neal: Baby Shaq

Walter Hermann: Fabio

Luke Ridnour: Frodo

Jerome James: 6 years, 36 million.

Jason Kapono: Money Ball

John Salmons: God Wanted Me In Sacramento

D.J. Strawberry: Darryl! Darryl!

Ray Allen: Jesus Shuttlesworth

Jason Kidd: What the Kidd Didd

Chris Kaman: Cave Man

Rudy Gay: But I really ain't!

Superjudge 09-09-2008 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thriller92 (Post 54414)
Joey- MVP

Most versatile playaaaaa

Smitch- Shats

Jose- JOEY! JOEY!

Andrea- EHHHHHH

Boozer- Roids

Melo- Fugazy/Bitch

Camby- rebound stealer

Superjudge- I played ball


Ahhh The Gnome checks in.

Well played Thriller, ya beat me to it.

Bosh - Ready

Joey - The Man

Thriller - Perpetual

Doc - Pappy

Benzo - Ace

Snooch - Snooch

gotta work now, more later

ps. yes, they were ALL compliments! Even Thrillers, I am his Godfather

insight_tor 09-09-2008 10:14 AM

Kobe - Stick it into your tight ass!

Ugo Ferst 09-09-2008 10:16 AM

nah kobe = colorado or next time wear a rubber

Adam Morrison = pedophile (i swear he looks like one)

Dr. J. Naismith 09-09-2008 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by insight_tor (Post 54478)
Kobe - Stick it into your tight ass!

Ouch ... I was wondering why it took people so long to mention something along those lines regarding Kobe. ;)

BballWatcher 09-09-2008 02:43 PM

Or how about:


Kobe: Therapist

because.. you know.. he needs therapy! ;)

Belsius 09-09-2008 02:52 PM

Chris paul - Carlton banks

maltmonger 09-09-2008 04:20 PM

Kobe - "Rapist"

Doug Christie - "Ask my wife"

Eddy Curry - "> Me"

Joey - "Team Pilot"

Dr. J. Naismith 09-09-2008 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maltmonger (Post 54546)
Eddy Curry - "> Me"

:haha: Nice one malt.


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