What would be on the back of NBA Players' Jerseys?
I got this from a post on raptors realgm forum, it was pretty funny. It was about what would be on the back of nba jerseys other than their last names. Here's some of the ones i thought were funny:
Paul Pierce - G.O.A.T
LeBron - 2010 Here I Come!
Primoz Brezec - Hood N*99@
Chris Bosh - www.chris-bosh.com
Bargs - "Bust"
Sam Dalambert - "Leo Sucks"
RJ - Gay
Ricky Davis - "I got a triple double once"
The Best One So Far:
Shaq - Tell Me How My A** Tastes
Please Guys Add Your Own. I wanna laugh some more!
Joey - Im dumberest.
Sam Mitchell -Mo Shats
Allen Iverson - "We Talkin' 'Bout Practice"
Melo - How big is my vagina?
That could also be used for VC
Adam Morrison "I hope I soon reach puberty"
Gilbert Arenas "I never met a shot I didnt like"
TJ Ford " Me-J"
Doug Chritie "Whipped"
Charles Oakley "Big Pimpin"
Darko Millicic "Which way did they go"
Gilbert Arenas - Fifty-Sixty
Joey Garham - Summer League
Keon Clark - Drunk
Chris Childs - I thought we were down 4 points?!?
Rudy Gay - Straight
Chuck Swirsky - Toronto Raptors
O.J Simpson - I didn't do it
Mats Sundin - I donno yet
Dikembe Mutombo "Cookie Monster"
Sam Cassel "E.T."
Adam Morrison "My Name is Forrest... Forrest Gump"
Dwight Howard "Move Bitch! Get out the way bitch, get out the way"
Shaq "Kobe Tell me how my ass taste"
Vince Carter "My Neck, My Back, Lick my..."
Most versatile playaaaaa
Jose- JOEY! JOEY!
Camby- rebound stealer
Superjudge- I played ball
I'll add to the list:
Dwayne Wade: Jesus
Ruben Patterson: Rapist
Haffa: This is why you don't draft white centers!
Monta Ellis: I just wanna ride my motercy....... cle
[fans of those G.I. Joe videos will know what I'm talking about here]
Kwame Brown: Mink Coat
Vince Carter: Half-man, Half a season
Robert Horry: Mr. Big Shot
Greg Oden: The 40 year old Freshman
Tim Duncan: Stone Buddha
Jermaine O'neal: Baby Shaq
Walter Hermann: Fabio
Luke Ridnour: Frodo
Jerome James: 6 years, 36 million.
Jason Kapono: Money Ball
John Salmons: God Wanted Me In Sacramento
D.J. Strawberry: Darryl! Darryl!
Ray Allen: Jesus Shuttlesworth
Jason Kidd: What the Kidd Didd
Chris Kaman: Cave Man
Rudy Gay: But I really ain't!
Ahhh The Gnome checks in.
Well played Thriller, ya beat me to it.
Bosh - Ready
Joey - The Man
Thriller - Perpetual
Doc - Pappy
Benzo - Ace
Snooch - Snooch
gotta work now, more later
ps. yes, they were ALL compliments! Even Thrillers, I am his Godfather
Kobe - Stick it into your tight ass!
nah kobe = colorado or next time wear a rubber
Adam Morrison = pedophile (i swear he looks like one)
Or how about:
because.. you know.. he needs therapy! ;)
Chris paul - Carlton banks
Kobe - "Rapist"
Doug Christie - "Ask my wife"
Eddy Curry - "> Me"
Joey - "Team Pilot"
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