02-10-2010, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Living in a van down by the river
Ulmer: Reggie Evans Jokes
What’s the difference between the Tasmanian devil and Reggie Evans? If you confuse the Tasmanian Devil, he will stop and scratch his chin.
Lumber negotiations between the US and Canada broke down over who would get the slivers tweezered from the backsides of Reggie Evans’ opponents.
If Reggie Evans said so, Raptor games would begin at 6:45 a.m.
Reggie Evans’ needs a permit for his elbows in all 50 states.
Reggie Evans takes the expression ‘crunch time’ literally.
If Reggie Evans says so, Hedo Turkoglu won’t just wear a mask, he would dress like SpongeBob.
Kobe Bryant signs Reggie Evans posters ‘Reggie Evans’.
What’s the difference between Reggie Evans and a terrorist? Reggie Evans doesn’t negotiate.
If you swab NBA backboards, you’ll find Reggie Evans’ DNA.
Reggie Evans can paralyze a snake with just a stare.
To Reggie Evans, opponents look like the guy in Operation.
Reggie Evans has Michael Jordan, the Dali Lama and God on his speed dial.
Opponents of Reggie Evans got together and invented Kevlar.
Superman has a poster of Reggie Evans in his locker.
Dwight Howard requires hypnosis to play Reggie Evans.
Reggie Evans can change the size of his feet…at will.
Toyota announced their recalls because Reggie Evans told them to.
Reggie Evans’ little finger bench can bench-press 200 pounds.
Several young fans have been hospitalized after being hit by sweatbands flung into the crowd by Reggie Evans.
What Elin Woods does with a three-iron, Reggie Evans does with a wet blade of grass.
Reggie Evans doesn’t need a remote control. He just tells the channels to change.
Reggie Evans trades himself.
The New Orleans Saints opened the third quarter of the Super Bowl with an onside kick because they thought Reggie Evans may be bored with what had happened up to then.
You can’t pick Reggie Evans in a fantasy pool. He deals only in reality.
Reggie Evans doesn’t shoot from half-court. He rebounds.
Reggie Evans likes Canada which is great because now we don’t have to immigrate to Armenia.
Reggie Evans does not go to the bathroom. The bathroom comes to him.
Andrea Bargnani will tell you that Reggie Evans is responsible for the leaning tower of Pisa. A vending machine in the base of the tower stiffed Reggie out of a Snickers bar.
When he was 17, Chris Bosh was a five-foot-six point guard. Then Reggie Evans ordered him to grow.