Top 10 reasons the Raptors entertain you
Old 12-30-2008, 11:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Looking for any good ones, witty ones, funny ones, QFT (quote for truth) ones. I'll compile a list of the 10 best ones submitted and post it on the main blog page with credit to you.

Let's see the caliber of the posters on RF!
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The Toronto Raptor Defense: Where career highs in points happen
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Looking to raise your three point average? Ask inside for details of our new open look policy.
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Old 12-31-2008, 12:14 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Looking to raise your three point average? Ask inside for details of our new open look policy.
LOL
I'm gonna try something like that

Wanting to showcase your scrubs for a roster changing trade?
Look no further then the Toronto Raptors showcase policy.

*Contact Acie for further information about our new policies that could upgrade your roster*
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Old 12-31-2008, 12:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Keep 'em coming!
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Raptors Basketball...still more entertaining than listening to your girl complain.
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Old 12-31-2008, 08:16 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2008, 09:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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LOL those were good
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Old 12-31-2008, 10:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2008, 10:59 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Raptors basketball - where wannabe's and hasbeen's play at new levels every game.
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:01 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:27 AM   #14 (permalink)
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they make me laugh.
there isnt a comedian funnier than the raptors.
its the same routine all the time, but it still manages to gets laughs.
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Old 12-31-2008, 12:51 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Because they're like that ugly chick when you're drunk at the bar - can't stand to watch her, has no game, can't score, yet you end up staying awake till 10.30 to see what she's got.
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Old 12-31-2008, 12:56 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:11 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Toronto Raptors: where guys like Jake Voskul actually play!
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:57 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I still love watching the Raps play as painful as it is, when they win it feels glorious. They're my 2nd fam, and we have a love hate relationship.
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Old 12-31-2008, 03:11 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Need to get laid? Contact the Toronto Raptors for a wide selection of pussies.

*Sorry if this is inappropriate.. I'll change it if I have to.*

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Old 12-31-2008, 04:27 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Need to get laid? Contact the Toronto Raptors for a wide selection of pussies.

*Sorry if this is inappropriate.. I'll change it if I have to.*
Doesn't offend me.

I like it.
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