Smith: What The Players Really Want To Say To Open The Season
Old 09-29-2008, 10:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Doug tries his hand at comedy this morning.

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Okay so you can probably guess what the players and coaches are going to say when they do their interviews, right? All sweetness and light, unbridled enthusiasm and optimism. But, because youre you and Im me, Ive been able to extract from the minds of everyone involved what they really want to say.

Youre welcome.

Chris Bosh

"I am so going to have better hair than Oak ever did. Just watch me.

Jermaine ONeal

"Defend, rebound, block shots. Defend, rebound, block shots. Right, Sam?

Anthony Parker

"Can we get this over with? I think the replay of the Sparks game is on now."

Jose Calderon

"I just want to help my friends. Right, Garbo? Garbo? GARBO?!

Jason Kapono

"I could be on the 13th tee right now.

Andrea Bargnani

"Sometimes the shots go in, most times they dont. I will fix that this year, or I wont.

Jamario Moon

"This is more people than there are in all of Goodwater.

Hassan Adams

"Man, we never had anything like this mob in Jersey.

Roko Ukic

"No Rasho? No Garbo? No Delfino? I thought these were the EuroRpators?

Will Solomon

"Another interview from Israel? Wheres AP?

Kris Humphries

"Im telling you, 35 minutes a game, 35 points a night.

Joey Graham

"Seriously, this year Im making my mark.

Nathan Jawai

"Next guy who asks me about shrimp on the barbie gets smacked in the head.

Sam Mitchell

"Whaddya mean I gotta talk to you? I dont have to talk to anyone if I dont want to.
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Old 09-29-2008, 10:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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yikes. that didn't work, doug.
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Old 09-29-2008, 10:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2008, 10:30 AM   #4 (permalink)
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all of these are quite stupid, but the jermaine one is truly confusing... isn't that precisely what sam wants him to say?
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Old 09-29-2008, 10:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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He should've done one for himself.

Doug Smith - I know who made the All-Star team in advance and I'll report it in my blog. I may even get it right this year. Not to worry if I'm wrong again, I still won't write a retraction or even make mention of it EVER.
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Old 09-29-2008, 10:38 AM   #6 (permalink)
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The Hump one is accually funny...the rest..not so much
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Old 09-29-2008, 10:58 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-02-2008, 12:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Joey Graham

"Seriously, this year I’m making my mark.”

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Old 10-02-2008, 12:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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and he actually gets paid for that crap.
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Old 10-02-2008, 04:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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