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Old 02-29-2008, 11:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"I'm not gonna worry about defense here....even if I let their pawn get a career high, they will have no answer to my Knight and Bishop pick and roll.....take the Queen I dont give a shit....we will just out hustle you....basketball is about hustle..why can't I motivate this castle thingy.....MOVE DIAGONALLY......what do you mean you can't......???"
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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"So you say your a good 3pt shooter huh?....well if you played for me, I would see that you get no Shats"
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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"Praise Jesus I have it......I don't even need this basketball board writing thingy.......pick and roll.....whats that jesus?..ISO?...ok Jesus said ISO"
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"Mike Dunlevy and Corey Maggette got how many points on us?"
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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"When I clap my hands harder, you guys MUST play better...we worked on hand clapping in practice"
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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"Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me.....he won what award???"
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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LMAO ... do you have a file full of these waiting for games like tonight to display them all?

Funny stuff though.
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"Ha I just pulled off the biggest smokescreen since Forrest Gump beat out Pulp Fiction for best picture"
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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"I know I should do something here.....I wonder if could motivationally make Kapono do a windmill dunk"
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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"Play number 6.....its is the exact same as plays 1-5."
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"That guy over there...thats Mike Dunlevy....I can't help stop him"
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:43 PM   #14 (permalink)
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"If you make one mistake....I will Joey Graham your ass"
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:49 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SMITCH!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SMITCH!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SMITCH!
Right On!

They say this cat Smitch is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Smitch.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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"Ya Ya...I know we only have 3 seconds left and are down 2, but really do you think it would be funny if I talked about cake on the morning show?"
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:52 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Umm never mind...no quote here for fear of a lawsuit....


and I'm done.
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:56 PM   #18 (permalink)
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wow.
thats so funny, yet sad at the same time.
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:23 AM   #19 (permalink)
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lol a bit funny, but you seriously are the biggest sam hater i have ever met haha

When will ppl realize we arent as good a team as u seem to think, no coach could make us a really elite team yet. O well, keep the hating.

As for getting Kap more shots, damn let it go, haha SGs burn us bad enuff as it is... and i think we shot the 3 ball pretty decent. All u wanna do is bomb 3s all game, hell we already do that, our C wants to take 10 a game...
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Old 03-01-2008, 01:47 AM   #20 (permalink)
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"Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me.....he won what award???"
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