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Benzo 03-01-2008 12:11 AM

Smitch
 
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8...dummies8oj.jpg

That is all.

Dr. J. Naismith 03-01-2008 12:18 AM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1030/...949d368fc3.jpg

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:22 AM

http://static.flickr.com/108/299061743_8da015db14_o.jpg


"I'm not gonna worry about defense here....even if I let their pawn get a career high, they will have no answer to my Knight and Bishop pick and roll.....take the Queen I dont give a shit....we will just out hustle you....basketball is about hustle..why can't I motivate this castle thingy.....MOVE DIAGONALLY......what do you mean you can't......???"

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:25 AM

http://media.canada.com/idl/edjn/200...4552-63710.jpg

"So you say your a good 3pt shooter huh?....well if you played for me, I would see that you get no Shats"

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:27 AM

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Basketball...ell_sam250.jpg

"Praise Jesus I have it......I don't even need this basketball board writing thingy.......pick and roll.....whats that jesus?..ISO?...ok Jesus said ISO"

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:29 AM

http://theflagrancy.typepad.com/the_...vesupbitch.gif

"Mike Dunlevy and Corey Maggette got how many points on us?"

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:30 AM

http://images.theglobeandmail.com/ar...se11/mitch.jpg

"When I clap my hands harder, you guys MUST play better...we worked on hand clapping in practice"

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:34 AM

http://www.basketballjohn.com/wp-con...oan-thumb2.jpg

"Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me.....he won what award???"

Dr. J. Naismith 03-01-2008 12:35 AM

LMAO ... do you have a file full of these waiting for games like tonight to display them all? :haha:

Funny stuff though. ;)

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:36 AM

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/images/p...0070426a2a.jpg

"Ha I just pulled off the biggest smokescreen since Forrest Gump beat out Pulp Fiction for best picture"

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:38 AM

http://c9.img.v4.skyrock.com/c94/fla...3807_small.jpg

"I know I should do something here.....I wonder if could motivationally make Kapono do a windmill dunk"

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:40 AM

http://www.elpais.com/recorte/200701...co_Raptors.jpg

"Play number 6.....its is the exact same as plays 1-5."

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:42 AM

http://www.elpais.com/recorte/200711...m_Mitchell.jpg

"That guy over there...thats Mike Dunlevy....I can't help stop him"

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:43 AM

http://www.thescore.ca/blogs/basketball/sam.jpg

"If you make one mistake....I will Joey Graham your ass"

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:49 AM

http://www.basketbolig.com/admin/upl...20mitchell.jpg

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SMITCH!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SMITCH!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SMITCH!
Right On!

They say this cat Smitch is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Smitch.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
SMITCH

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:50 AM

http://www.nba.com/media/raptors/bos..._sidelines.jpg

"Ya Ya...I know we only have 3 seconds left and are down 2, but really do you think it would be funny if I talked about cake on the morning show?"

Benzo 03-01-2008 12:52 AM

http://media.canada.com/35e2c96f-34d...itchell375.jpg


Umm never mind...no quote here for fear of a lawsuit....:batman:


and I'm done.

INSIDER 03-01-2008 12:56 AM

wow.
thats so funny, yet sad at the same time.

pimpery 03-01-2008 01:23 AM

lol a bit funny, but you seriously are the biggest sam hater i have ever met haha

When will ppl realize we arent as good a team as u seem to think, no coach could make us a really elite team yet. O well, keep the hating.

As for getting Kap more shots, damn let it go, haha SGs burn us bad enuff as it is... and i think we shot the 3 ball pretty decent. All u wanna do is bomb 3s all game, hell we already do that, our C wants to take 10 a game...

The MVP of West Hollywood 03-01-2008 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benzo (Post 14555)
http://www.basketballjohn.com/wp-con...oan-thumb2.jpg

"Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me.....he won what award???"

That's brilliant.


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