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Old 10-25-2008, 06:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I dislike the fantasy poop, but Bill's take on Jose should cause some hyperventilating.

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TIER IV: THE FEEL-GOOD PICKS

15. Joe Johnson
16. Chris Bosh
17. Caron Butler
All I can tell you is that I spent a solid 25 minutes deciding on that order. I wish I were making that up. Expect career years from all three guys.

18. Jose Calderon
How do you say "Ready to be unleashed!" in Spanish? Preparado unleashado? If he stays healthy and doesn't put up better numbers than Nash this season, I'm giving you a full refund for this column.
Jermaine doesn't get much of a mention for now-
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JUST TRUST ME ...
My top 10 "Please, for the love of God, just stay away!" list:
1. Shaq: Entering his "Kareem in '88" phase.

2. T.J. Ford: Setting you up for a tantalizing first few weeks before his inevitable injury.

3. Jermaine O'Neal: I will explain why in my NBA preview next week.
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26. Elton Brand
Coming off a ruptured Achilles, which everyone seems to be forgetting because we were all so busy doing backflips that Philly spent $83 million to reunite the top two scorers on a 27-win Clippers team from 2003. He also looked terrible in the preseason. Repeat: terrible. But, hey, don't let me spoil the party.

27. Kevin Garnett
Just finished a season in which he passed the 1,000-game mark, played for nine solid months (including a record 26 playoff games) and inexplicably stopped rebounding as the season went along. I see him settling into an "I'm just putting up a 17-9 and worrying about carrying us defensively" phase. Then again, ANY-THANG IS POSS-AH-BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Haha at whoever took Calderon at 2(I think it was Claudius)
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Old 10-25-2008, 06:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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26. Elton Brand
Coming off a ruptured Achilles, which everyone seems to be forgetting because we were all so busy doing backflips that Philly spent $83 million to reunite the top two scorers on a 27-win Clippers team from 2003. He also looked terrible in the preseason. Repeat: terrible. But, hey, don't let me spoil the party.


Thank you very much I've been saying this for two months.
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26. Elton Brand
Coming off a ruptured Achilles, which everyone seems to be forgetting because we were all so busy doing backflips that Philly spent $83 million to reunite the top two scorers on a 27-win Clippers team from 2003. He also looked terrible in the preseason. Repeat: terrible. But, hey, don't let me spoil the party.


Thank you very much I've been saying this for two months.
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Finally, someone brings his injury up
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