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Benzo 09-16-2009 10:21 AM

RF Confession-Please Read
 
Hi Folks.

Some time ago towards the end of last season, we had an idea to spice things up a little bit around here. We were going to create a member who was soooo dense and obvious he would be annoying but kind of funny, in the style of Ali G or Borat. Thus was the birth of the poster known as RAPTORSBESTFAN. Over the last few months he has created some obviously crazy threads and said some things that were while offense, relatively harmless.Right from the start posters were up in arms over RBF's ludicrous proclamations. Some of our more astute members slowly caught on and were told the truth to allow the joke to continue. . Recently we used him in the MOM, while the poll was not staged in any way shape or form, we knew the award had lost all its credibility as a democratic vote and as result we have scraped it. Some of you may be angry, others laughing at themselves, but I encourage you to read back at some of the threads he created and with this new knowledge have a little chuckle.

http://www.raptorsforum.com/f/search...earchid=377502

It was some seriously fun stuff. This is not to say he will never make an appearance again, perhaps he will show up to play with some new members, or maybe just make some stupid statements to generate some conversation, but for now we think it is time to step out from behind the curtain.

RAPTORSBESTFAN is and always will be Benzo


For the rest of you don't even bother trying to make other accounts we will know and squash it right away. With that. Here is to hoping RBF is a happy little guy and the Raptors have a great season.

-Benzo

Ex2k 09-16-2009 10:28 AM

I thought it was Gurks younger brother!

MangoKidHoops 09-16-2009 10:42 AM

Awwwww, Benzo. Why did you let the cat out of the bag? It was fun to watch some of these jerkies get all up in a tizzy about it.

Superjudge 09-16-2009 10:43 AM

What a fucking sellout douchebag.

:(

Benzo 09-16-2009 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MangoKidHoops (Post 240298)
Awwwww, Benzo. Why did you let the cat out of the bag? It was fun to watch some of these jerkies get all up in a tizzy about it.

Group decision. It was time to move on before the joke got old and stale.

Snooch 09-16-2009 10:44 AM

Much like Borat, better to retire the character rather than mess with perfection huh?

zachus 09-16-2009 10:45 AM

It really was too good to be true, I so hoped he was a real person too...

Claudius 09-16-2009 10:54 AM

Those early threads are pure gold.

Acie 09-16-2009 11:16 AM

The truth of that matter is that RBF isn't that far off from how Benzo really is.

Except that instead of creepy man love for Bosh, it's creepy man love for Mo Pete. :dancing:

VanCity 09-16-2009 11:36 AM

dammit....you got us....well at least me.....i thought "raptorsbestfan" was a annoying 12 year old kid kinda like DK :D....but some people got seriously upset.....and if this was a joke....does rapsdabest still get banned? because he flipped shit because raptorsbestfan won the MOM....this kinda turned ugly....but nevertheless funny.....

Claudius 09-16-2009 11:41 AM

No, rapsdabest is gone for being a douchebag.

Dr. J. Naismith 09-16-2009 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A00715890 (Post 240318)
dammit....you got us....well at least me.....i thought "raptorsbestfan" was a annoying 12 year old kid kinda like DK :D....but some people got seriously upset.....and if this was a joke....does rapsdabest still get banned? because he flipped shit because raptorsbestfan won the MOM....this kinda turned ugly....but nevertheless funny.....

Yup, most here couldn't tolerate his behaviour and attitude anyways. I'm pretty sure he has another account here as well so its only a matter of time before I ban that one too. The nerve of some people. :cwm34:

Barracuda 09-16-2009 12:05 PM

I'll have you know that I fell hard for our dear RBF.

He stole my heart.. and my cat.

Now I feel cheated. Our love was a lie.

Renihan_00 09-16-2009 12:17 PM

I don't know why you would tell people...That's stupid...You should have made a grandiose farewell speech that involved him now working for CB4 or something.

Nice start, weak ending.

overall I'll get you a B-

On another note, I think Benzo "killed off" RBF because more loved than benzo himself. Snap.

:tombstone:

Pistol Pete 09-16-2009 12:56 PM

I knew it, from the first time I read your post, that you're trying to jerk us around. It was fun and creative. :yeah:

LX 09-16-2009 01:06 PM

Yeah - RAPTORSBESTFAN is Benzo. Now let's spill the real beans about who Benzo really is. And that's not to mention Ugo (formerly Pimpery), Fake Gurk, Real Gurk (as if there is a real Gurk), and how damn near everyone here is actually just a creation of Funkie's! HA! I'm calling you out. Let's take this thing back here and now. I'm sure at least Doc is with me on this one.

That is if Doc is not actually Funkie too. Ohhhh...please let Doc be real.:sigh:

Dr. J. Naismith 09-16-2009 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by •LX• (Post 240339)
Yeah - RAPTORSBESTFAN is Benzo. Now let's spill the real beans about who Benzo really is. And that's not to mention Ugo (formerly Pimpery), Fake Gurk, Real Gurk (as if there is a real Gurk), and how damn near everyone here is actually just a creation of Funkie's! HA! I'm calling you out. Let's take this thing back here and now. I'm sure at least Doc is with me on this one.

That is if Doc is not actually Funkie too. Ohhhh...please let Doc be real.:sigh:

Truth be told LX, I am a fake as well. I'm teabags51 from ESPN. ;)

dfunkie1 09-16-2009 01:09 PM

what the hell is a funkie?

LX 09-16-2009 01:10 PM

:crazy:

dfunkie1 09-16-2009 01:11 PM

:3wise smileys:


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