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Old 12-08-2010, 10:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If you could give any Raptor one gift, what would it be and why?


I'll start by giving Joey Dorsey and extra 5 inches of height, because a 6'7" C just isn't going to cut it out there on most nights.
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Derozan - jumpshot
Weems - patience
Barbosa - health
Bayless - starting position
Kleiza - confidence
Bargnani - defensive awareness
Dorsey - minutes
Wright - rap deal
Stojakovic - youth
Amir - extra fouls to give
Evans - lay-up skills
Davis - free-throw coach
Alabi - D-League defensive award
Calderon - ability to defend quick guards
Triano - new job

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Old 12-08-2010, 10:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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give every raptor's player a wish, and maybe they will wish to be better for the rest of their career...

and will be !!!

(joke)

i wish MJ become 20year younger and want play in TO !!!
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I would remove 5 years off Reggie's age so he can keep up with our play style.

Oh wait, I would also give him the ability to put the ball in the basket.
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm gonna pull an Oprah and grant Sonny and Demar the wedding they've always wanted.
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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About 12 pairs of cohones.
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Jay Triano has been begging for a pair....
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Old 12-08-2010, 12:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Wizard of OZ theme:

Bargnani needs heart.

Derozan needs courage.

Weems needs a brain.

BC needs the No.1 pick.
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Old 12-08-2010, 12:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Basketball defense for dummies!
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Old 12-08-2010, 12:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Jay Triano has been begging for a pair....
Watching him swearing in live interviews isn't enough?
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Old 12-08-2010, 12:24 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Peace on earth and goodwill toward men.


Bahaha.
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Old 12-08-2010, 12:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I'll give to Derozan the "How to beat my men, one on one" NBA edition.
I'll give to Weems the "When I should shoot and when I shouldn't" edition.
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Watching him swearing in live interviews isn't enough?
It doesn't take balls to swear.
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It doesn't take balls to swear.
So what exactly should he be doing that requires "balls"?

Bodyslamming players like Smitch? :facepalm:
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changing name and team look back to Huskies.

but i'll settle for bringing back purple and black road jerseys of early 2000s.
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changing name and team look back to Huskies.

but i'll settle for bringing back purple and black road jerseys of early 2000s.
What did happen to those Huskie jerseys?

And the black ones for that matter?
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So what exactly should he be doing that requires "balls"?

Bodyslamming players like Smitch? :facepalm:
I'll take Sam any day of the week over this nerd.
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Old 12-08-2010, 12:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
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What did happen to those Huskie jerseys?

And the black ones for that matter?
The Huskies and the Purple Dinosaur look can stay where they belong, in the past. But where the hell are the Black road jerseys? Have we even worn them once this season? Those are our best jersey in the history of this org. imo.
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I'll take Sam any day of the week over this nerd.
This "nerd" actually knows how to coach... a skill that was sorely lacking in Smitch's qualifications.

He drew up a perfect gameplan that was carried out to perfection against OKC....

The last 2 losses against NY and IND have simply been Raps players not giving a shit about hustling on D.... when that happens it really doesn't matter WHAT the coach draws up.
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This "nerd" actually knows how to coach... a skill that was sorely lacking in Smitch's qualifications.

He drew up a perfect gameplan that was carried out to perfection against OKC....

The last 2 losses against NY and IND have simply been Raps players not giving a shit about hustling on D.... when that happens it really doesn't matter WHAT the coach draws up.
So when we win it's all the coach and when we lose it's because the players don't care? Isn't that your complaint in reverse when we lose and people blame Triano? That was said the last two years under Triano,the team at times looks like they don't care.... at some point the coach has to be accountable when it comes to the teams inconsistent effort. At least somewhat.
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