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Form: Buzzer Beater Blog


I found this on an Italian forum, I think is amazingly funny.
P.s. I translated it for you so forgive my english


An ordinary disco night. With Danilo Gallinari, Andrea Bargnani and Marco belinelli
Gallinari:Hey Beli you’re in late.
Belinelli: Sorry Gallo I found traffic, and i find a cookie shop and stopped 5mins.
G: 5?
B: Ok ½ an hour… they gave you free cookies
G: F*** is it possible that each time I organize a meeting I have to wait a couple of hours?
B: ..but the other one?
G: who knows?
B: I call him so we see where he is
Mago (Bargnani):Hello!
B: where the f*** are you?
M: who I’m talking to?
B: I’ll give you an advice, read the name on your cell phone.
M:Mr NOKIA?
B: Not that name.
M: ha Vodafone (Italian phone company), have you got some advice? I want to change my cell phone this one is too small.
B: read on the display genius.
M: ho Hi Beli how are you?
B: don’t talk about this. I’m at Gall’s home you should have been here an hour ago.
M: he didn’t tell me.
B: But you were on facebook with him and you told him you should have come.
M: ha that I thought it was a joke
B: Why?
M: I don’t know you always make a fool of me
B: ask yourself why, I give you 20 mins. to get here, and dress better than the last time. I give you an advice, jumpers with ducks don’t work with girls.
G: but is the same guy who score 20 pts per game in NBA?
B: One year on the same team and I can’t understand if he’s just plain stupid or what.

56 minutes later…

G: on time like Italian mail service…
M: I didn’t know how to dress
B: it looks like you don’t know even yet, what’s that?
M: it’s a jumper with Megazord (cartoon character) on it
B: What did I say?
M: You did say no ducks..it’s been hard to get rid of half my wardrobe.
G: let him alone they’re waiting for us down at the disco.

NY disco VIP room, Beli e Bargs look at Gallinari completely surrounded by beautiful girls.

B: I never get how he succeeds
M: look at him so charming, always smiling no one can resist.
B: if you like I can spend a word…
Random chick: Hey you are Bargnani and play with Toronto raptors
M: Yes I am
B: And I’m Belinelli play with the hornets
RC: Are you the one that makes a lot of money and scores a lot of points?
M: Yes I am

B:I score ten per game and earn 2 millions per year
RC: What’s that thing on your jumper?
M: He’s Megazord that protect all us..
B: I’ve got an Armani’s shirt it’s for 5000 $
RC: Wow Gigazord so beautiful
M: Megazord!
B: Look at my Iphone, 200 giga, 40 megapixel camera, and it makes coffee and run the dog
RC: have you got something else about Ipernord at home? I would like to see them
M: Megazord! A lot of jumper with Megazord and some with ducks
B: I’ve got a collection of condoms with different flavours. Like to see it?
RC: Would you drive me at your place I’ve always been a fan of Superlord
M: I don’t know, my mum told me don’t trust strangers, and NBA told me that if strangers are good looking scarcely dressed girls who want to came at your home to watch at your butterfly collection or Megazord collection or coloured toilet paper collection I have to be careful ‘cause they’re bad persons
B:I can take the chance, a couple of condoms expires tomorrow.
RC: Oh well I understand…bye bye idiots.
G: Hi boys, forgive me but I was taken with some famous actress and a couple of heiress that, listen to my words, wanted to look for some “treasure” in my trousers. Are you having a good time?
M: A lot, this place is beautiful a lot of open sandwiches. Is not like in Toronto basements.
B: F***off

P.s. No NBA player it’s been hurt writing this short novel. Every reference to real people is casual, or intentional or completely wrong.

b55bgc

I found that pointless and stupid. I wish i had that 2 minutes back.

'trane

thanks for the contribution b55. not big on ignoring things, i gather?

DDUnreal

I want to see Bargs in one of these for real or don't come back next year

XiaominWu

i agree with him. i kept reading thinking it was bound get funny at some point.

'trane

that was pointless and stupid. i wish i had that 30 seconds back.

wheee, this is fun!

Barracuda

Life is pointless and stupid.

I wish I had 27 years back.


... I think I just took the fun outta this

Renihan_00

Actually whether he is right or not, I skipped down and have decided not to read it.

So this did help me out!

Unless, it is in fact hilarious...In which case he ruined my day!

archie63

So much rumor for a stupid story about some stupid players. I just thought it was funny and I even spent some times in translating it..I wish I had that 10 minutes back.

'trane

+1. for what it's worth, i appreciate the time and the contribution. i can't say i found it hilarious, but i'm glad that you did and glad you took the time to share it with us in a language we can understand.

Bill Haverchuck

Well, this made me lol, so I'm glad Archie started the thread! I don't need my 30 seconds back.

*note: I'm not laughing at you misery, 'Cuda, just the level you took the comment to.*

Barracuda

I have no misery

Bill Haverchuck

That's impressive. 27 years of stupidity and pointlessness, yet no misery.

Barracuda

You underestimate the happiness that can be brought by pointlessness and stupidity!

Bill Haverchuck

Perhaps. It's been a while since I watched a Jim Carey movie.

Dutches

This is probably hilarious in Italian.

Dark Knight

Well played, sir.

x_kaptain_x

I'm pretty sure it was funny in Italian, damn language barrier.

In English it translates like a comic, funny but not "lol" funny.

Superjudge

Sorry guys, I thought it was pretty funny.

finstock

I enjoyed it too! It's a prime example of something that's so bad, it's good. Thanks for sharing.