The Official RF Raptors' One-liner Thread
Old 02-26-2008, 08:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok dudes, i had this idea of getting all the careers of every single player summed up in 1 sentence. Submit ur sentence for a player and I'll add it. If someone else trumps your sentence, it gets put in. I'm open to suggestions to improve this as well. Ill keep increasing the list as i find time.


2007-2008 Roster


Bargnani..........Il Mago

The NBA, "Where maybe happens."




Maceo Baston..........


Chris Bosh..........CB4


Primoz Brezec..........Gangsta


Jose Calderon..........


Carlos Delfino..........


T.J. Ford..........The little engine


Jorge Garbajosa..........Porno player


Joey Graham..........Golden Graham, Gatorade Graham

"Stronger than most, dumb as a post."


Kris Humphries..........Hump

"Plays like Strap, thinks he's Jimmy Chitwood."

'Grand opening, grand closing.' - A Chris Rock reference Lang uses to define our offense when Hump gets the ball.

Jason Kapono..........


Darrick Martin..........


Jamario Moon..........Appolo 33


Rasho Nesterovic..........Lurch

"If I dunk on you, it's time to retire."

Anthony Parker..........


2007 leavers

Fred Jones
P. J. Tucker
Morris Peterson


2006 leavers

Alvin Williams
Eric Williams
Loren Woods
Matt Bonner
Omar Cook

Mike James.........MINE James
"If you've gotta mic, I've got the time."

Rafael Araújo..........The Brazilian Civilian
why? Because he might as well have been in his civilian clothes - he wasn't even good enough for the bench.

Jalen Rose
Charlie Villanueva
Andre Barrett

2005 leavers
Donyell Marshall
Lamond Murray
Aaron Williams
Rafer Alston

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Old 02-26-2008, 08:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Jamario Moon..........Appolo 33
"I'm just happy to be here."
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"Where maybe happens."
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'll submit two names I came up with a while back.

Gatorade Graham
Because Joey spent far too much sipping Gatorade on the bench.

The Brazilian Civilian

For Hoffa who might as well have been in his civilian clothes - he wasn't even good enough for the bench.
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"My guitar wants to kill your mama."
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Lol, I thought this was the nickname thread. Sorry!
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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its cool, i need nicknames too.
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Kris Humphries..........Hump

"Plays like Strap, thinks he's Jimmy Chitwood."
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For Hump.

'Grand opening, grand closing.' - A Chris Rock reference I use to define our offense when Hump gets the ball.
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Joey Graham..........Golden Graham

"Stronger than most, dumb as a post."
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Maceo Baston - The Terminator. "Where wishing you had stayed in Israel happens."

Carlos Delfino: "Too sexy!" (notice he never smiles or shows any emotion on the court? Reminds me of those old SNL sketches where Chris Kattan played Antonio Banderas).

TJ Ford - the little engine.

Jason Kapono - I guess winning back to back 3 point championships isn't good enough to secure PT for the Raptors.

Darrick Martin - Carlton Banks.


... I'm tired, I suck at this right now.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:16 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Mike James...MINE James..."If you've gotta mic, I've got the time."
Rasho...Lurch..."If I dunk on you, it's time to retire."
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Old 02-27-2008, 02:48 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Delfino- "I am Count Chuckula"



I've been calling him Vampiro since the season started but I think this nick fits better.
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Old 02-27-2008, 12:14 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i posted a bunch, where are they?
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Old 02-27-2008, 12:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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sj, i don't see anythin from u, post again.

C'mon ppl up your game! If your addition is lame it's not getting added :P
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:40 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i did each guy

I cannot do it again

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Old 02-27-2008, 03:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i did each guy

I cannot do it again

did u post it in this thread? wieeeerd.
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